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Date:
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1/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Sugar Daddy |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is out of favour with Hong Kong but Li Ka Shing is being sweet. |
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Date:
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2/9/2003 |
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Title:
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CEPA Slices |
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Description:
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China is getting nearly all the CEPA cake while Hong Kong gets a tiny piece. |
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Date:
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3/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Deckchair Mess |
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Description:
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Captain Tung Chee Hwa is sweating the small stuff. |
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Date:
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4/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Bottom Floors |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government is sitting on the building industry. |
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Date:
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5/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Not So Snake Charming |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam is getting sweet with India much to China's displeasure! |
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Date:
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5/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Pirates of the Caribbean, Cancun Style |
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Description:
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The developed North has the WTO wheel. The developing South have other ideas. |
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Date:
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7/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Deep Water |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is riding the Jasper Tsang Democratic Alliance for the Betterment of Hong Kong (DAB) horse. By pushing away the Article 23 boulder he may buy some time. |
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Date:
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8/9/2003 |
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Title:
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I Can't Get No Satisfaction |
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Description:
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Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones is singing Mike Rowse's and Tung Chee Hwa's favourite song. |
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Date:
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9/9/2003 |
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Title:
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In a Fog |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is enveloped in a Tung Chee Hwa mist. |
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Date:
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10/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Life Saver |
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Description:
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Liberty is drowning while Uncle Sam snores on the beach. It is the Hong Kong people who are running to the rescue. |
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Date:
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11/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Cancun Quandary |
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Description:
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The developing world is hungry and the West is overfed. Hong Kong is sitting on the WTO fence. |
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Date:
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12/9/2003 |
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Title:
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This Ain't No Quagmire |
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Description:
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Uncle sam is getting out of his depth in the Iraq well. It's much worse than a quagmire. |
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Date:
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12/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Guide to Discrimination |
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Description:
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Racism against mainlanders cannot exist according to the Hong Kong government |
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Date:
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14/9/2003 |
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Title:
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No Room at the Inn |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Hotels Association is against making empty blocks of flats into budget accommodation for low income tourists. |
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Date:
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15/9/2003 |
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Title:
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No Reds Under This Bed |
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Description:
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Because they are in the hong kong bed! |
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Date:
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16/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Hara-Kiri Panda |
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Description:
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Blind nationalism is a danger in China as anywhere. |
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Date:
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17/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Singing In The Rain |
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Description:
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Despite rainy weather things are looking up for Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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18/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Foreign Investors Delight |
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Description:
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Local investors can't reach the foliage on the China tree. |
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Date:
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19/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Baghdad Buffoonery |
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Description:
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And Saddam Hussein thought he had made a hash of things untill the USA showed him how it's done. |
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Date:
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21/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Blind Men Bumbling |
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Description:
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Henry Tang and Tung Chee Hwa are going somewhere. |
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Date:
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23/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Dream Emcee |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and Henry Tang think Antony Leung is right for the job. |
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Date:
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24/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Oh Well |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa can see the light but the Hong Kong donkey isnt convinced. |
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Date:
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25/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Blast That Superprison. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is inviting Hong Kong to blow up the superprison proposal. |
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Date:
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26/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Tehran Toss Up |
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Description:
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Looks like Iran is on the North Korea nuclear warpath. |
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Date:
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26/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Hard Statistics |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa knows why Hong Kong scores low in the Durex Annual Sex Report. |
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Date:
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28/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Reclamationfest! |
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Description:
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Mike Rowse has another great idea for Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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29/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Doin the Exco Shuffle! |
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Description:
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Selina Chow and Tung Chee Hwa get down! |
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Date:
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30/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Jurassic Spark |
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Description:
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The Tung Chee Hwa stegosaurus is getting scorched by the flames of public opinion. |
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Date:
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22/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Box of Tricks |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang`s ballot box is a unique solution to the problem of democracy. Tung Chee Hwa is most impressed. |
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