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Date:
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4/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Tungtanic |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is sinking and the political vermin are jumping ship as usual. |
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Date:
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5/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Listening In |
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Description:
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OFTA is all ears. |
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Date:
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6/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Predict Heads |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush can tell you when terror is due. Tung Chee Hwa is an expert on political forecasting. |
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Date:
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7/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Pearl River Bridge Blues |
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Description:
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When the bridge is built from Hong Kong to Zuhai and Macau, Shenzhen might find its palm crossed with a little less silver. |
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Date:
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8/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Pyong Yank Relations |
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Description:
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North Korea's Kim and his Peace bomb are up against George. W. Bush and his Diplomacy Bomb. |
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Date:
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8/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Footie in Mouthie |
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Description:
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David Beckham just doesn't pull crowds like Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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15/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Georges Through the Ages |
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Description:
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George the Third and George. W had trouble with their American Colonies. |
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Date:
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17/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Market Leap |
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Description:
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Dollars are returning to Hong Kong's domestic market as bonds are sinking. |
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Date:
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18/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Undermining Justice |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government tries to get round the law. |
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Date:
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19/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Supermarket Shocker |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government sits by while the supermarkets rip us off. |
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Date:
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20/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Democracy Inaction |
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Description:
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In California and the UK we have democracy in action. In Hong Kong we have Democracy Inaction. |
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Date:
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21/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Tang the Tortoise |
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Description:
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Henry Tang is taking it slow and steady which is much better than Antony Leung did. |
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Date:
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22/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Baghdad Stab |
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Description:
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Earthy is wounded by the attack on the UN compound in Baghdad. |
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Date:
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22/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Downstairs Thank You |
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Description:
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Gay and a dog owner? The Pearly Gates aren't for you. |
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Date:
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24/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Blue Skies |
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Description:
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Hong Kong has been struggling in stormy weather for a long time but there is sunshine ahead. |
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Date:
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25/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Stick and Carrots |
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Description:
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China is trying to tempt Hong Kong away from the democracy carrot. |
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Date:
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26/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Tyre Change |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is wondering what to do with the democracy wheel and the Hong Kong car. Meanwhile China is hoping to hitch a ride. |
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Date:
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27/8/2003 |
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Title:
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What Seems To Be The Problem |
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Description:
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Hong Kong people are overworked and underpaid but Tung Chee Hwa can't see the obvious. |
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Date:
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28/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Look No Hands |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Census and Statistics Deprtment can't give direction by itself. |
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Date:
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29/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Indian Basket Case |
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Description:
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While police and politicians focus on their under the table deals, the terrorism snake is out and about. |
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Date:
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29/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Meanwhile in Xian |
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Description:
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Terracotta flash mobbing. |
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Date:
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31/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Singa Poor |
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Description:
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The Singapore merlion is shocked to see the Hong Kong pink dolphin leaping ahead. |
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