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1/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Blame Speak |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa must blame somebody for Hong Kong's economic problems. |
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Date:
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2/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Korean Split |
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Description:
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South Korea's bosses and Unions are in danger of wrecking the whole show. |
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Date:
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3/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Is Anybody There? |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa seems deaf to the voice of the people. 71 on the face refers to the march on 1st July 2003. |
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Date:
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4/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Trouser Trouble |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam can zap one bee with shock and awe spray but |
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Date:
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4/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Educator Extraordinaire |
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Description:
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Regina Ip is ready. |
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Date:
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6/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Life and Death |
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Description:
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Democracy is growing over the grave of the Tung administration. |
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Date:
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8/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Flick You |
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Description:
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Hong Kong might just flick off Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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9/7/2003 |
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Title:
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That Garden Path! |
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Description:
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China is shocked as Hong Kong baby has thrown out the Article 23 milk bottle and is demanding to be pushed away from the cliff. |
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Date:
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10/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Unready for Take Off |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong plane isn't going to get anywhere with captains like this who can't even find the plane. |
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Date:
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11/7/2003 |
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Title:
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The Great Wail of China |
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Description:
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Hong Kong wants democracy milk not Article 23 milk. China is not sure what to do partly because Taiwan is watching. |
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Date:
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11/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Till Death Us Do Part |
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Description:
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The Goddess of Democracy proposes marriage but the Chinese Communist Party isn't quite so keen! Hong Kong looks on. |
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Date:
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13/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Stilted Impression |
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Description:
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Hong Kong exposes the real Tung Chee Hwa to the shock of the central government of China. |
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Date:
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14/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Ground Control to Major Tung |
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Description:
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Can Major Tung hear planet Hong Kong? |
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Date:
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15/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Housing Cut |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Housing Authority is running out of steam. |
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Date:
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16/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Do As You're Told |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa thinks he can tell Hong Kong what to do. |
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Date:
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17/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Protecting the Few at the Expense of the Many |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa continues a long colonial tradition. |
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Date:
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18/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Intelligence Failure |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush has neither evidence of weapons of mass destruction, nor connections between Saddam and Al Qaeda, nor a post war strategy. |
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Date:
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20/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Floating Business |
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Description:
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Central Planning has sunk completely. The private sector is afloat. |
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Date:
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21/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Hat Trick |
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Description:
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Hong Kong has got one over Tung Chee Hwa but the context is still China. |
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Date:
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22/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Tung Deaf |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is not sure Tung Chee Hwa is listening. |
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Date:
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23/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Parrot Sketch Hong Kong Style |
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Description:
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Premier Wen Jiabao isn't so impressed with the Tung Chee Hwa parrot. |
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Date:
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24/7/2003 |
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Title:
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It's Not Ma Fault! |
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Description:
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Frederick Ma is about to get a rap from Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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25/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Global Irrelevance |
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Description:
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Bush and Blair are expecting Earthy to help. |
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Date:
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25/7/2003 |
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Title:
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I Love You Too |
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Description:
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Tony Blair doesn't want to visit Tung Chee Hwa any more than Tung wants to host him. |
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Date:
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27/7/2003 |
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Title:
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New Territories Hand Out |
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Description:
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Hong Kong's former rural areas are on the take. |
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Date:
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28/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Give a Dog a Real Bone |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is offering Hong Kong a fantasy economy bone and holding back the real democracy one. |
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Date:
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29/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Greedy Pig |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government hands over cash to the Heung Yee Kuk. |
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Date:
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30/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Stability Cemetery |
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Description:
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The Chinese Communist Party is most impressed by stability. European Imperialism, Nazi Germany, Soviet Communism, Japanese Imperialism and the Ching Dynasty demonstrate the ultimate stability. |
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Date:
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31/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Tiger, Tiger, Burning Fight |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam's idea of a coalition for peace and stability is arming India and Pakistan who are fighting over Kashmir! |
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Date:
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31/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Harbour View |
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Description:
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Hong Kong Government planners would turn the harbour into a ditch. |
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