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1/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Just Fine... Not! |
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Description:
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There is a host of poisonous fake food products coming out of China, and a poisonous suggestion that if we all forget about Tiananmen, everything will be just fine. |
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2/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Saudi Insecurity |
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Description:
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The world economy is dependent on a tenuous and vulnerable link to Saudi oil. Gosh, what a clever arrangement... for terrorists! |
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3/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Crackdown Crackpot |
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Description:
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China could not have avoided the Tiananmen massacre, oh sorry, I mean incident. Hmmm. |
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4/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Imperceptable Pachyderm |
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Description:
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The 1989 Tiananmen massacre is the elephant in China`s room but many are unable to see it. |
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Date:
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4/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Shine a China Light |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong candle is the only one in China that is able to commemorate the 1989 Tiananmen massacre. |
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Date:
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6/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Never Forgotten, Ever Forgetful |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam seems to have forgotten his own D Day heroism. |
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Date:
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7/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Is Reforming Performing? |
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Description:
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China Reform has come up with a nice car but problems with water, energy and bad loans. |
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Date:
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8/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Wishing Star |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa has really lost interest now that even the China Daily is being rude about him. |
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Date:
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9/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Ice in Fiji? |
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Description:
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News of a huge drug haul in Fiji has confused George.W. Bush. |
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Date:
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10/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Croc Lock Up |
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Description:
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The Yuen Long crocodile has been caught and locked up a bit like the Goddess of Democracy! |
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Date:
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11/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Guess Who`s Coming for Dinner |
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Description:
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China thinks he is big enough to be invited to the G8 party now. |
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Date:
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11/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Resource Farce |
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Description:
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China is overtaking Uncle Sam at gobbling up resources. |
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Date:
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13/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Tough Stance |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Democratic Party doves are reconsidering their tough stance against China. |
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Date:
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14/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Not The People`s Republic |
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Description:
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Leung Chun Ying knows what`s what for Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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15/6/2004 |
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Title:
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It`s An Iraqi`s Life! |
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Description:
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Treating a dog like an Iraqi will never do. |
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Date:
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16/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Police to Ponder |
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Description:
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Dick Lee, Hong Kong`s Police Chief has to answer some very silly questions about where the July 1st march should end up. |
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Date:
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17/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Tung`s Infallible Strategies |
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Description:
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Tung chee Hwa explains his secret strategies to Unionist and Democrat, Lau Chin Shek. |
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Date:
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18/6/2004 |
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Title:
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America Myopia |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam is asking George. W. Bush some simple... I mean... unpatriotic questions about Iraq. |
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Date:
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18/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Divide and Fool |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is shaking hands with Hong Kong Democrats Martin Lee and Yeung Sum but that doesn`t mean anyone is moving anywhere. |
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Date:
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20/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Justice Wish |
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Description:
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Al Qaeda is beheading another innocent. Let`s hope Justice will give them a taste of their own medicine. |
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Date:
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21/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Dragon Boat Puddle |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government harbour reclamation makes a mockery of the Dragon Boat Festival. |
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Date:
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22/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Bill Book, Bush Book |
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Description:
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Bill Clinton has written a book about his life. George W. Bush`s story has cost many more lives than that. |
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Date:
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23/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Convict Fest |
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Description:
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Mike Rowse is locked up for his part in Harbourfest together with the Yuen Long crocodile in the Kadoorie Farm prison. |
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Date:
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24/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Asian Paradise Lost |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is noisy but Malaysia is covered in smog from Indonesia`s forest fires. |
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Date:
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25/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Voting About the Bush |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam is on the warpath thanks to Bush and that gets Osama Bin Laden`s vote! |
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Date:
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25/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Big Dick Cheney |
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Description:
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If Cheney uses the f-word when asked about Halliburton contracts in Iraq, George W. Bush wonders what he will say if asked about the Abu Ghraib prison scandal... |
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Date:
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27/6/2004 |
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Title:
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A Tale of Two Handovers |
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Description:
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Britain handed Hong Kong back to China peacefully. The United States handing Iraq back to Iraq is a different matter. |
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Date:
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28/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Celebration Tung |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is so excited to join the nice July 1st street celebration! |
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Date:
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29/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Standard & Coates Ratings |
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Description:
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Lantau boulder thieves: negative. Poor old Yuen Long crocodile: negative. Overloaded teachers: negative. Sweltering demonstrators: negative. Economy: stable, no thanks to Henry Tang. |
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Date:
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30/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Solo Reunification |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is raising the flag at Bauhinia Square... by himself. Everybody else is marching for democracy. |
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