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Date:
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2/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Beijing Bummer |
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Description:
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Chris Patten, the last British governor of Hong Kong, loathed by the Chinese Communists, may end up being in charge of the world`s largest trading bloc, the European Union. Oh dear! |
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Date:
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3/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Cost Ineffective |
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Description:
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Yam, of the Hong Kong Monetary Authority. Lam, Secretary of Constitutional (I mean, constipational) Affairs. Tang the Financial Secretary. Long on expense, short on value. |
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Date:
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4/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Tsang Brothers Inc |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang has forgotten his job of serving the Hong Kong people. Maybe he should get a real job like his brother who just retired as Police Chief and has got a new job with a property developer. |
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Date:
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5/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Odd Job Man |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is not so confident about his job prospects. Henry Tang of course has no interest whatsoever in the matter. |
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Date:
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6/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Uncle Sa(dda)m |
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Description:
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With every scandal about treatment of detainees in Iraq, dear old Uncle Sam seems to become more like... Oh dear. |
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Date:
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7/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Injustice Is Seen To Be Done |
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Description:
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George . W. Bush is torturing International Justice. |
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Date:
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7/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Liberty is Bushed |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush, Liberty, and a wrong-way-round leash. |
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Date:
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9/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Gift of the Gag |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Legislative Council is not allowed to discuss the decisions of the National People`s Congress of China. |
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Date:
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10/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Bull Stop |
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Description:
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The bull market has screeched to halt and all the investor bankers are taking a tumble. |
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Date:
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11/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Post Colonial Claptrap |
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Description:
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Britain`s Tony Blair is liberating Iraq and China`s Wen Jia Bao is democratising Hong Kong. Really? |
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Date:
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12/5/2004 |
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Title:
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What is Earthy Coming To? |
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Description:
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Earthy`s America and Iraq are getting increasingly painful. |
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Date:
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13/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Scary Tactics |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government may protect voters but Democracy herself is fair game. |
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Date:
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14/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Jumbo-cracy In Action |
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Description:
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India`s electorate has thrown out the BJP. Now it will be Sonia Ghandi`s turn. |
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Date:
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14/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Election Shocker |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is proud that Hong Kong cannot vote out its disfunctional elite like India can. |
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Date:
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16/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Bad Dog, or is it Don? |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam`s credibility is being threatened by Donald Rumsfeld and George. W. Bush. |
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Date:
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17/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Good Idea? |
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Description:
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The bull has driven the world economy into an oil slick. The bear is not impressed. |
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Date:
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18/5/2004 |
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Title:
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What Is The Fuss About? |
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Description:
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China is baffled as to why the Iraq prison abuse scandal is a scandal. After all that`s the normal procedure with Fa Lun Gong members, Christians, Tibetan splittists etc... |
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Date:
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19/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Smear Campaign |
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Description:
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Whoever smeared excrement on the office doors of democratic candidates has in fact done it to Hong Kong herself. |
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Date:
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20/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Money Talks |
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Description:
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Freedom of speech has improved in Hong Kong, for Li Ka Shing! |
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Date:
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21/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Fine. My A**! |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam is sitting on Iraq, China on Taiwan and Russia on Cechnya. |
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Date:
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21/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Radio Head |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and wife Betty are enjoying the radio much more now that all those pesky commentators have been forced to leave. |
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Date:
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23/5/2004 |
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Title:
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China`s Cuba? |
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Description:
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Macau is China`s Las Vegas, Hong Kong is China`s New York... Ha Ha... So Taiwan must be China`s Cuba. Hmmm. |
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Date:
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24/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Media Myopia |
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Description:
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The media is obsessed by Iraq while much worse genocide is being inflicted on the people of Sudan by their own government. |
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Date:
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25/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Political Finger |
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Description:
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Buddha is not so impressed that the arrival of his finger in Hong Kong is being used as a political tool. |
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Date:
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26/5/2004 |
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Title:
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In Liu of Wisdom |
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Description:
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Liu Yandong of the China leadership is explaining a higher reality to Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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27/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Tung Chee Wailers |
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Description:
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Who wants Tung? It could only be political cartoonists and satirical columnists. |
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Date:
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28/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Loopy Legacy |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam will hand over what to Iraqis? |
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Date:
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28/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Gas Guzzlers of the East |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam is shocked to find he is no longer the only big boy at the OPEC bar. China and India are mighty thirsty too! |
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Date:
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30/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Brain Drain Shame |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is pleased to hear another brain drain out of Hong Kong is on the cards. There`s far too much thinking going on... not to mention remembering... the 1989 Tiananmen massacre. |
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Date:
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31/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Super Criminal |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government is attacking the spectacular Hong Kong countryside with its demented superprison project. |
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