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Date:
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1/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Accountability Bore |
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Description:
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Shen Zhen is excited about his new accountability system but Tung Chee Hwa of Hong Kong knows better. |
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Date:
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2/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Slaughter Shocker |
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Description:
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The Avian Flu Report recommends central slaughtering of chickens not democrats. Tung Chee Hwa must have got the wrong end of the stick. |
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Date:
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4/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Dynamite Democracy |
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Description:
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Looks like China might blow up the bridge to democracy and Hong Kong is not happy. |
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Date:
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5/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Flaming Mess |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam is having a hard time putting out the flames of Iraq especially as he keeps oiling them. The same goes for Israel in Gaza. |
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Date:
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6/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Revolutionary Reinterpretation |
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Description:
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Hong Kong and Liberty are dunces in the Basic Law Revolution. |
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Date:
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7/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Silent Majority |
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Description:
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China is enquiring about Hong Kong`s point of view. Since the people are gagged, Tung Chee Hwa has the answer. |
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Date:
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8/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Olive Branch with Chinese Characteristics |
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Description:
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China`s idea of an olive branch is not exactly what Liberty and Hong Kong had in mind! |
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Date:
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9/4/2004 |
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Title:
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An American Diversion |
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Description:
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The Iraq Sunni and Shi`ite extremists want to fight only Uncle Sam`s legs are in the way for the time being. Still, George. W. Bush is happy as long as attention is diverted from his handling of 9/11. |
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Date:
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9/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Guess Who`s Coming For Dinner |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam is in the Iraq cooking pot but he`s staying the course. |
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Date:
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11/4/2004 |
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Title:
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One Country, Two to Go! |
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Description:
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China has snapped the Hope for Democracy leg off Hong Kong`s stool. Now there`s The Rule of Law and the Freedom of Speech legs to go. |
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Date:
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12/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Fishy Business |
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Description:
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China is taking the democracy fish away from the Hong Kong cat and offering the CEPA carrot, the mainland tourist carrot and the Shen Zhen mid-cap board carrot. |
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Date:
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13/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Out of the Fire |
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Description:
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Hong Kong has problems but nothing like poor old Sudan, Palestine, Burma, Haiti, Irag, North Korea for example. |
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Date:
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14/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Getting Back to the Point |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam is keen to send arms to Taiwan but China knows the nuclear North Korea issue may be painful enough to make him reconsider. |
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Date:
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15/4/2004 |
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Title:
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One Step at a Time |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa drags Hong Kong backwards step by step. |
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Date:
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16/4/2004 |
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Title:
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How The Great Are Fallen |
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Description:
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The Great Uncle Sam is in danger of being toppled by George. W. Bush. |
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Date:
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16/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Ghastly Glossary |
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Description:
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Dialogue, interpretation and timetable mean different things to Tung Chee Hwa than they do to Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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18/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Mules of Our Time |
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Description:
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Mules will be used to transport materials for the construction of the new cable car to the buddha on Lantau. The Tung Chee Hwa mule stubbornly refuses to go up to democracy in Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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19/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Denial Duo |
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Description:
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Hu Jintao of China points out Tiananmen to visiting Kim Jong Il of North Korea. |
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Date:
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20/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Democraholics Anonymous |
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Description:
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Martin Lee is having a hard time following Tung Chee Hwa`s 9 point plan to cure us all of our democratic ills. |
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Date:
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21/4/2004 |
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Title:
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A Reinterpretation Fest! |
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Description:
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Just when Tung Chee Hwa thinks things cannot get worse, in comes Mike Rowse with another hair-brained scheme! |
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Date:
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22/4/2004 |
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Title:
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A Red Submarine, A Red Submarine |
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Description:
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The Chinese navy is making a friendship visit but the China submarine is taking the Hong Kong star ferry in the opposite direction to where it wants to go. |
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Date:
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23/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Gone Fishin` |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam is having enough trouble with the Iraq fish that he caught. Iran and North Korea are considerably more fishy propositions. |
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Date:
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23/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Hanoi John? Fallujah George... |
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Description:
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Are George. W. Bush`s cronies really in a position to mock John Kerry`s past objection to the Vietnam war? |
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Date:
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25/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Not Another Outbreak! |
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Description:
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Delegates at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, China, are more worried about democracy than SARS. |
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Date:
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26/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Down But Not Out |
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Description:
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The China National People`s Congress has given democracy a good kicking but the flame is still alight. |
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Date:
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27/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Domestic Query |
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Description:
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Philippine domestic helpers can run for congress but Hong Kong employers cannot even vote for their chief executive. |
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Date:
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28/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Nomination Menagerie |
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Description:
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The top candidates for next Hong Kong chief executive are the poodle, the sheep and the toad. Tough choice! |
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Date:
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29/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Balloonatic Panda |
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Description:
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Wen Jiabao is trying to bring China to heel but the ballooning economy is too much to resist. |
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Date:
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30/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Oh No You Don`t! |
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Description:
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China is having none of Hong Kong`s race to democracy. |
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Date:
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30/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Mayday! Mayday! |
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Description:
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The Chinese Navy has come to visit Hong Kong and been reclaimed along with the harbour. |
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