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1/3/2004 |
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Title:
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We Don`t Need No Education! |
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Description:
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The ESF or English Schools Foundation is demonstrating how not to resolve a conflict. |
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Date:
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3/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Who is the Splittist? |
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Description:
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The China Communist Party is threatening Liberty. Public Respect is falling. |
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Date:
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2/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Dragon Vote |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is trying for democracy in the China dragon`s mouth. |
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Date:
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5/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Electoral Asset |
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Description:
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Looks like Osama Bin Laden will have to wait in his cave until George. W. Bush decides he is useful. |
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Date:
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5/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Who`s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? |
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Description:
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If China keeps huffing and puffing about all this patriotism nonsense the Hong Kong piggy is going to be knocking at the Democratic Party`s door even harder. |
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Date:
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7/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Monty An Min`s Flying Circus |
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Description:
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Reporters have invaded An Min`s human rights by attacking his boot with their faces. |
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Date:
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8/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Do Nothing Like The Master |
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Description:
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Henry Tang is not sure whether or not to introduce a sales tax. Better follow Tung Chee Hwa`s leadership! |
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Date:
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9/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Say Wen |
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Description:
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China is stampeding over farmers and the environment to get a rising GDP. Wen Jia Bao urges restraint. |
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Date:
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10/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Budgetary Buffoonery |
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Description:
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Henry Tang is flogging some government numberplates on the side. |
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Date:
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11/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Naughty Numberplates |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is blaming Henry Tang for those offensive freedom, democrat, voter and ballot numberplates. |
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Date:
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12/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Crude Reality |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam is having to stretch a long way for that Middle East oil. Russia and China are having their own oily little romance out east and they ain`t impressed. |
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Date:
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12/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Signal Failure |
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Description:
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China Heavy Industry is rushing headlong for the the overproduction wall headless of Wen Jia Bao`s warning. |
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Date:
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14/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Re-education for Beginners |
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Description:
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Sustainable Development means trashing the harbour. The Basic Law is the gun barrel of a tank. Public/Enemy is the same thing, dummy! |
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Date:
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15/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Know Your Hong Kong Wildlife |
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Description:
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We have the Yuen Long Crocodile. We may have a Tai Po Tiger or is it that cheeky Tung playing a prank? We definitely have the CPPCC dinosaurs! |
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Date:
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16/3/2004 |
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Title:
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One Country, Two Faces |
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Description:
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What a darling China panda with its human rights amendments to the constitution. But Hong Kong and Taiwan are not getting quite the same impression. |
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Date:
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17/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Spot the Traitor... Whoops! I Mean Patriot! |
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Description:
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Washington DC is such a popular destination! In December it was Wen Jia Bao. In March it was Martin Lee Chu Ming and now Lien Chan of Taiwan`s Kuomintang says he is going to go if elected. |
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Date:
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18/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Harbour Invoices |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government faces claims from the reclamation contractor and the public. |
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Date:
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19/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Neo Con-flagration |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush is shooting the terrorism fire with petrol straight from the Neo Con petrol pump. Well done, George! |
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Date:
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19/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Taiwan Big Shot |
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Description:
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President Chen Shui Bian was shot along with the Dove of Peace, Liberty and the ballot box. |
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Date:
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21/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Unpatriotic Infill |
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Description:
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Victoria Harbour would not be sacrificed were it called Deng Xiao Ping Harbour! |
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Date:
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22/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Sharon Shocker |
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Description:
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Sharon of Israel has assasinated the leader of Hamas along with the tolerance of moderate Islam. |
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Date:
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23/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Voter Phobia |
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Description:
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China`s demonstration of the piranha pool around the ballot box has dampened Hong Kong`s enthusiasm... A bit. |
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Date:
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24/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Wronging the Rights |
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Description:
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China is insulted by Uncle Sam`s fingerprinting immigration requirement. Don`t mention executions or religious and political rights! |
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Date:
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25/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Diao Yu Tai Babies |
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Description:
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China and Japan are squabbling again. |
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Date:
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26/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Heaven Knows |
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Description:
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Osama is doing it in His name. George. W. Bush is doing it in His name. God Knows what He thinks! |
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Date:
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26/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Political Sixes and Sevens |
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Description:
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Taiwan players are having a rather ugly punch up so the China referee is sending off Hong Kong and Liberty. Duh! |
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Date:
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28/3/2004 |
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Title:
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All Systems Going, Going, Gone |
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Description:
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China will have those Hong Kong Basic Law interpretations done in a snip! |
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Date:
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29/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Shen Zhen Smoke |
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Description:
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Smoky power stations in Shen Zhen might take Hong Kong`s mind off democracy, I don`t think. |
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Date:
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30/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Donald Ducks |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang was not too keen to push Hong Kong`s opinion himself. |
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Date:
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31/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Signs of the Times |
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Description:
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Hong Kong makes the Peace sign. So is China but he is not listening. |
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Date:
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4/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Keep on Trucking, Donald. |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang is going places, now he is driving the Hong Kong car. But China is in the real driving seat. |
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