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Date:
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1/10/2004 |
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Title:
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People Power-less |
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Description:
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Gloria Arroyo and her Philippine jeepney is going downhill. |
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Date:
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1/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Fireworks? |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is enjoying the Chinese National Day fireworks but George. W. Bush has something much more spectacular in mind. |
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Date:
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3/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Gender Selection Clinic |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong government would like to extend this idea further. |
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Date:
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4/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Japanese Unease |
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Description:
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Prime Minister Koizumi is so reassuring about Japan abandoning her pacifist constitution. |
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Date:
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5/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Unsafe Deposit Box |
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Description:
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The DBS Bank accidentally sent a load of safe deposit boxes off to a land fill... with the valuables! |
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Date:
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6/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Tung Tragicomedy |
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Description:
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For Tung Chee Hwa, Long Hair Leung Kwok Hung is comedy but for Henry Tang and Donald Tsang, Emily Lau chairing the Finance Committee of the Hong Kong Legisl;ative Council is a tragedy. |
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Date:
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7/10/2004 |
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Title:
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The World is Better Off? |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush`s case for war has been shot down in flames. |
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Date:
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8/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Democracy Saloon |
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Description:
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Iraq and Afghanistan are begging outside the door but Uncle Sam is stoned on spin. |
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Date:
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8/10/2004 |
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Title:
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One Dress Code, Two Systems. |
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Description:
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Rita Fan, Chairlady of the Hong Kong Legislative Council, has bought a Che Guevara tie for Long Hair in the hope that he will follow the dress code. |
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Date:
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11/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Inky Business |
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Description:
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Don Rumsfeld reports to George. W. Bush that there were problems with washable ink in The Afghan elections. Well, those problems were meant for Florida. |
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Date:
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12/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Cancel the Superprison. |
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Description:
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Henry Tang has second thoughts about the ridiculous superprison proposal on Hei Ling Chau. |
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Date:
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13/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Anything wrong with the MTR? |
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Description:
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Date:
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14/10/2004 |
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Title:
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The Price of Oil... |
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Description:
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Only an atmosphere! |
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Date:
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15/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Any Other Business? Under the Table... |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam asks the question but Russia and China are laying footsie. |
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Date:
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15/10/2004 |
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Title:
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China`s Socialist Wealth Gap |
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Description:
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Date:
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17/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Bicycle Icon |
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Description:
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China has made massive progress from being a land of energy efficient cycles to being a huge traffic jam with petrol shortages. |
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Date:
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18/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Tung in the Middle |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is stuck between the fire of public opinion and the dark clouds of China`s expectations. |
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Date:
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19/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Constitutional Development Task Farce |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang clarifies the prospects for Hong Kong`s constitutional development. |
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Date:
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20/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Subdue and Civilise |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush`s mission may not be so divine after all. |
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Date:
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21/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Footprint from Hell |
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Description:
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Hong Kong leaves a disproportionately huge footprint on the environment. |
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Date:
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22/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Where Are The Virgins? |
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Description:
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Some suicide bombers think they are going to end up in paradise with 72 virgins... |
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Date:
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22/10/2004 |
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Title:
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View From The Peak |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is a great world city when you can see it through the smog. |
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Date:
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24/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Deliver Us From W |
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Description:
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Oh dear! |
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Date:
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7/10/2004 |
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Title:
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The World Is Better Off? |
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Description:
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Bush`s case for war is going down in flames. |
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Date:
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25/10/2004 |
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Title:
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A Safer World? |
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Description:
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Not really, thanks to George. W. Bush and Osama bin Laden. |
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Date:
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26/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Lantau Fantasy |
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Description:
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Henry Tang is handing Lantau over to Woody Woodpecker of Universal Studios and Bugs Bunny of Warner Brothers, not to mention Disney`s Mickey who is already there. |
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Date:
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27/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Al Jazeera Surprise |
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Description:
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The Arab TV station is opening an office in Hong Kong. Tung Chee Hwa is horrified to see arch-critic Albert Cheng broadcasting again. Poor old Donald Tsang is in for an earfull! |
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Date:
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28/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Prison Disappointment |
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Description:
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Some Vietnamese have deliberately got themselves arrested and imprisoned in Hong Kong because conditions are better than freedom at home. But now there is not going to be a swish new Superprison anymore. |
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Date:
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29/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Bush Bomb Detonator |
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Description:
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A Bush bomb might detonate the world bomb. And if that happens we can kiss Uncle Sam goodbye as well. |
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Date:
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30/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Trick or Treat! |
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Description:
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Osama bin Laden is voting for Bush. There`s a thought for Hallowe`en |
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Date:
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31/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Close Finish |
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Description:
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The Bush Republican elephant and the Kerry Democratic donkey are neck and neck until Osama bin Laden trips up Kerry. |
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