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Date:
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1/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Li Ka Shing Has a Dream |
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Description:
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The future beckons. |
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Date:
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2/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Panda Bearing |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is giving the China economy a lift and only getting a tiny CEPA rice bowl in return. |
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Date:
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3/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Crunch Point |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam is riding the American Values horse and the Policies horse. Only problem is George. W. Bush has the Policies horse bolting to the wrong side of the public opinion tree. |
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Date:
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3/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Zhuhai SEX |
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Description:
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Special Erogenous Zone. |
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Date:
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5/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Departmental Cases |
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Description:
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The Transport and Highways Departments just want to vandalise Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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6/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Accountability Intrays |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and Doctor Yeoh Eng Kiong love the bounce in the SARS report. |
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Date:
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7/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Foundations |
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Description:
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Hong Kong has the rule of law and expertise not just a load of tower blocks. |
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Date:
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9/10/2003 |
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Title:
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One Hull, Two Steamers |
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Description:
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The container industry is not all it seems. |
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Date:
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10/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Syrian Spat |
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Description:
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The Syria cat is stuck up a tree in the desert. The Sharon Israel dog is barking and much more of a threat sitting on the George. W. Bush US dog. |
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Date:
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10/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Tunginator |
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Description:
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If Arnold Schwarzenegger can do it in California so can our Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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12/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Dollar Tip |
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Description:
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The US Dollar is weak giving the Hong Kong Dollar a tip up. |
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Date:
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13/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Harbour Farce |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and Mike Rowse put on an unconvincing performance. |
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Date:
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14/10/2003 |
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Title:
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All Ears |
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Description:
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The Home Affairs Department of the Hong Kong Government is failing to take note of public opinion. |
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Date:
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15/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Twinkle, Twinkle Party Stars |
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Description:
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China in space. |
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Date:
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16/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Graduated Not Educated |
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Description:
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Hong Kong Universities are not producing the goods. |
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Date:
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17/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Sino-Indian Arms |
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Description:
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Looks like our China panda is beating the India tiger at regional arm wrestling. The Pakistan tiger is also sticking its arm in much to the chagrin of India. |
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Date:
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17/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Our Man on Mars |
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Description:
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Mike Rowse is being volunteered for a very special mission on behalf of the glorious motherland. |
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Date:
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19/10/2003 |
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Title:
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West Kowloon Peninsula Cultural White Elephant |
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Description:
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Sir Norman Foster`s scheme won but mine accurately indicates that the Hong Kong taxpayer is going to get stung yet again. |
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Date:
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20/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Space Face |
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Description:
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China has sent a man into space but it has nothing to do with science. |
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Date:
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21/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Hell Tyre |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government departments of highways and transport and the planning board worship the gas guzzler car god. |
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Date:
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22/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Hu Loves Ya, Baby? |
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Description:
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Jiang Ze Min protege Tung Chee Hwa has failed to keep his Hong Kong rocket up. Jiang is fuming but Hu Jin Tao applauds the consolidation of his own power. |
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Date:
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23/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Rail Link Rules! |
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Description:
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The proposed Hong Kong to Macau bridge must be a rail link as well as road to avoid mainland overpricing. |
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Date:
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26/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Geography Lesson |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam could learn a bit about global awareness from Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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24/10/2003 |
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Title:
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W T Oh Dear! |
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Description:
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Only Hong Kong is daft enough to want to host the WTO! |
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Date:
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24/10/2003 |
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Title:
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McRip-Off |
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Description:
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Ronald McDonald will cook up a Bechtel Halliburton Happy Meal if Iraq provides the oil. |
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Date:
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27/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Dung Deal |
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Description:
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Jim Thompson of Amcham and Mike Rowse are facing the proverbial poo over the Hong Kong Harbour Fest. Funny how Henry Tang, Donald Tsang and John Tsang, the government ministers responsible, just happen to be on the preferred side of the fan. |
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Date:
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28/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Secretarial Breakdown |
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Description:
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Henry Tang, the new Financial Secretary, is going to recover the mess left by Antony Leung.
Well, let`s hope so! |
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Date:
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29/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Hallowe`en Story |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa wows Chirac, Blair, Bush and Hu with his political nightmare. |
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Date:
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30/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Runaway Retail Runway |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Airport Authority is getting carried away with retail opportunities. It is an airport remember! |
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Date:
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31/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Pyong Yang Prod |
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Description:
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China tells North Korea a simple message. Uncle Sam approves. |
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Date:
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31/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Gallic Gripe |
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Description:
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To the French, it is a self evident fact that England is a hopeless case, but China? |
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Date:
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8/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Political Poker |
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Description:
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Hong Kong, Taiwan and Uncle Sam are playing democracy after a fashion but what is China playing at? |
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