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2/1/2004 |
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Top Hat Diplomat |
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Kim Jong Il of North Korea is waving his nuclear threat about but that is nothing compared to what Uncle Sam has under his hat. |
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4/1/2004 |
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Martian Surprise |
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NASA Mission Control are surprised to see a Tung Chee Hwa on Mars. |
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5/1/2004 |
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Extraordin-Air Marshal |
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George. W. Bush interviews Osama Bin Laden for an inflight security position. |
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6/1/2004 |
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Severely Apathetic Reform Syndrome |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is a new strain of SARS. |
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7/1/2004 |
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Lantau Loser |
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Tung Chee Hwa thinks Lantau is going to be the Switzerland of Asia. With Disneyland, a superprison, port expansion and the Macau bridge approaches? I don`t think so. |
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8/1/2004 |
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Donald`s Bowtie Blues |
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Donald Tsang is having trouble reconciling China`s and Liberty`s aspirations. |
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9/1/2004 |
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Tiger Truce |
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The Pakistan and India tigers are being read the riot act by the dove of peace. But this dove has Uncle Sam`s hat and his claws in an Iraqi rabbit. |
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Date:
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9/1/2004 |
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Justice Reclamation |
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Justice has cut the shovel of the Hong Kong Government to stop the Wanchai reclamation. |
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Date:
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11/1/2004 |
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Martian Madness |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush realises invading Mars is a lot less bother than invading Iraq. |
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Date:
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12/1/2004 |
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Down by the Riverbank. |
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Tung Chee Hwa and a civet cat are seeking advice about their popularity ratings from Personality of the Year, the Yuen Long crocodile. |
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13/1/2004 |
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Know Your Hong Kong Animals |
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Description:
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Horses are race fixing, rats are in hospital, chickens have flu and endangered species are on the dinner plate. |
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Date:
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14/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Monkey Magic 2004 |
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Description:
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Anson Chan is the funky monkey and Tung Chee Hwa is the old goat. |
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15/1/2004 |
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Halliburton Irregularities |
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Selling oil into Iraq and manure (bovine) to the White House, specialities of the house. |
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16/1/2004 |
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Obesity Outrage |
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A not-so-slim Uncle Sam is being tempted away from the World Health Organisation`s initiative against obesity. A George. W. Bush flab-burger initiative. |
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16/1/2004 |
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Baghdad Chad |
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Description:
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George.W. Bush knows how to operate a democracy in Iraq. Those Florida voting machines should do the trick. |
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Date:
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18/1/2004 |
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Terminal Case |
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Hong Kong Government credibility is in a worse state than SARS patients. |
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Date:
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19/1/2004 |
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Media Shy |
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Henry Tang has some good news about the unemployment figures. Political liability Tung Chee Hwa is keeping a low profile. |
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Date:
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20/1/2004 |
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New Year Tail Tale |
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The New Year monkey is boarding the China economy rocket. Will his tail get caught under the Communist Party boot? |
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Date:
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23/1/2004 |
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Breathe No Evil |
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The Chinese New Year monkey is surrounded by a bird flue nightmare. |
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Date:
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23/1/2004 |
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Galactic Goof Up |
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Let`s spend zillions sending a manned mission to Mars while arranging for the destruction of our own planet... Hmmmm. |
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Date:
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25/1/2004 |
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Biological Weapon Plant |
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Description:
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Bird flu ridden chickens from Thailand are being dropped on Iraq. Surely the US is not planting evidence of biological weapons? |
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Date:
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26/1/2004 |
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French Temptation |
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Description:
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Chirac of France has a business proposition for Hu Jintao of China. |
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Date:
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27/1/2004 |
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Part Time Prof. |
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Description:
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Hong Kong University is allowing staff to do other part-time work because of education cuts. And there are a whole lot of chickens that need culling. |
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Date:
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28/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Bird Flu Bogey. |
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Description:
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All of Asia is threatened by bird flu. |
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Date:
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29/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Communist Cover Up. |
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Description:
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Would the Chinese Communist Party cover up bird flu outbreaks? Well, if the Tiananmen Massacre is anything to go by. The World Health Organisation is listening. |
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Date:
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30/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Bird Flu Solution. |
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Description:
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Cull the politicians! |
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Date:
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30/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Infective Invective. |
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Description:
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Never mind SARS, bird flu or the My Doom worm, Tung Chee Hwa wants to stop any future outbreaks of democracy. Donald Tsang isn`t getting the message. |
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materials and cartoons © Gavin Coates '00-'03
