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Date:
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29/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Popularity Boost |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is doing better in the public opinion polls even though he`s not there anymore. |
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Date:
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10/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Riding Into the Sunset |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa leaves the Hong Kong wagon in the dessert. |
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Date:
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9/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Gone at Last |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa can relax now that China and Hong Kong are on their way. |
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Date:
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3/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Breeding Blunder |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang has an idea how to get Hong Kong people breeding. They will be missing Tung Chee Hwa soon enough. |
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Date:
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2/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Great Hall Reception |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is sure he would be received with open arms at the Great Hall of the People. |
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Date:
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1/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Crisis Meeting |
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Description:
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The departure of Tung Chee Hwa is bad news for Hong Kong cartoonists and satirists. |
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Date:
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28/2/2005 |
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Title:
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Going Up in the World |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is to be a vice chairman of the CPPCC. That is one way to get rid of him. |
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Date:
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21/2/2005 |
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Title:
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Demographic Dunces |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang wants Hong Kong people to breed. Tung Chee Hwa is not so sure. |
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Date:
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20/2/2005 |
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Title:
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Wishing Tree Woes |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa, Donald Tsang and Henry Tang are heavy oranges weighing down the Hong Kong wishing tree. |
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Date:
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18/2/2005 |
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Title:
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Alternative Solution |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa reckons excorcism would have been useful as part of Article 23 legislation. |
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Date:
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15/2/2005 |
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Title:
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Tung Chung Wheeze |
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Description:
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Tung Chung is suffering from serious pollution so the fact that the USA is refusing to sign the Kyoto Protocol is good news, I do not think. |
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Date:
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2/2/2005 |
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Title:
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Pocket Collusion |
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Description:
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Richard Li and Tung Chee Hwa are in Li Ka Shing`s pockets anyway. |
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Date:
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26/1/2005 |
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Title:
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Democr-ants |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa thinks the fire ant infestation is as bad as the public! |
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Date:
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25/1/2005 |
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Title:
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Wanchai By-Pass |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa gets a shocking suggestion. |
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Date:
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13/1/2005 |
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Title:
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Lie and Damned Lie |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa`s untruth is nothing to that of George W. Bush. |
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Date:
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12/1/2005 |
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Title:
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Ventrilocommunist |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is China`s puppet as he gives his Policy Address. |
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Date:
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11/1/2005 |
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Title:
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Carry On Canopy |
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Description:
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Following a case where building occupants were found liable for a failed illegal structure, Tung Chee Hwa and Donald Tsang plan the ultimate West Kowloon illegal structure for which the Hong Kong people would be responsible. |
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Date:
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7/1/2005 |
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Title:
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Tung`s an Urban Spaceman, Baby! |
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Description:
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Henry Tang and Donald Tsang have an idea for Tung Chee Hwa after reading that Bush plans to open space to tourists. |
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Date:
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21/12/2004 |
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Title:
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Competent Carry - On |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang, Henry Tang and Michael Suen are all sure their ineptitude will get them the top job but Tung Chee Hwa has found out that that might not be the magic criterion. |
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Date:
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20/12/2004 |
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Title:
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Tung in a Barrel |
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Description:
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Hu Jintao is making sure Tung Chee Hwa is heading in the right direction. |
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Date:
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19/12/2004 |
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Title:
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Ho`s Hu`s Hero |
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Description:
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Edmund Ho, chief executive of Macau is Hu Jintao`s favourite and Hong Kong`s Tung Chee Hwa is the dunce. |
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Date:
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17/12/2004 |
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Title:
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What A F-REIT! |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Housing Authority, bank and Tung Chee Hwa elephants are scared of the a little tenant mouse. |
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Date:
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15/12/2004 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Punch and Judy Show |
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Description:
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Developers are manipulating the Tung Chee Hwa, Donald Tsang and Henry Tang puppets and the public is not impressed. |
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Date:
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25/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Chek Lap Krak |
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Description:
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Could a mysterious crack in the airport runway be due to Tung Chee Hwa`s bid for freedom? |
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Date:
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24/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Missing Person |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa makes his escape from the Hong Kong limelight. |
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Date:
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27/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Al Jazeera Surprise |
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Description:
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The Arab TV station is opening an office in Hong Kong. Tung Chee Hwa is horrified to see arch-critic Albert Cheng broadcasting again. Poor old Donald Tsang is in for an earfull! |
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Date:
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18/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Tung in the Middle |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is stuck between the fire of public opinion and the dark clouds of China`s expectations. |
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Date:
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6/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Tung Tragicomedy |
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Description:
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For Tung Chee Hwa, Long Hair Leung Kwok Hung is comedy but for Henry Tang and Donald Tsang, Emily Lau chairing the Finance Committee of the Hong Kong Legisl;ative Council is a tragedy. |
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Date:
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1/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Fireworks? |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is enjoying the Chinese National Day fireworks but George. W. Bush has something much more spectacular in mind. |
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Date:
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27/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Mission Accomplished |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush has flattened Iraq and Tung Chee Hwa has slashed payments to Hong Kong`s elderly. |
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Date:
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24/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Government Muggers |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and Henry Tang rip off Hong Kong`s elderly by reducing social security payments just as the economy picks up. |
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Date:
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22/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Smoggy Thinking |
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Description:
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For Tung Chee Hwa a China smog is a patriotic smog. Sarah Liao, Hong Kong`s Secretary for Environment, Transport and Works will do her bit by introducing a labelling system for hairspray! |
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Date:
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17/9/2004 |
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Title:
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The Long and The Short Of It |
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Description:
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Leung Kwok Hung meets Tung Chee Hwa |
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Date:
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16/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Be Grateful for Small Mercies! |
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Description:
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Regina Ip, former Hong Kong Secretary for Insecurity would be worse than Tung Chee Hwa! |
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Date:
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12/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Long Hair Tung |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is resigned to Leung Kwok Hung`s election victory. A wig and a Che Guevara T-shirt should do it! |
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Date:
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30/8/2004 |
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Title:
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World City Surprise |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa learns that New York is a world city just like Hong Kong! |
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Date:
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6/8/2004 |
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Title:
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Grow Your Own Tung |
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Description:
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The Chinese University Medical Team have come up with a way of cloning Tungs... A medical advance but probably not a political one... |
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Date:
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4/8/2004 |
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Title:
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Electoral Muddle |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is baffled by the Hong Kong electoral system but as Donald Tsang explains that`s the whole point of it! |
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Date:
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2/8/2004 |
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Title:
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Potty Plotters |
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Description:
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Surely that is not Tung Chee Hwa making arrangements with whoever it was who raided newspaper offices recently? |
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Date:
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28/7/2004 |
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Title:
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Final Frontier |
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Description:
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China is looking for candidates to be their first woman astronaut. Tung Chee Hwa and Donald Tsang would love to nominate Emily Lau! |
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Date:
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23/7/2004 |
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Title:
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Irked Imperial |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is not impressed that Common Law has taken precedence over Ching Dynasty law. Whatever next? |
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Date:
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8/7/2004 |
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Title:
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System Failure |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang has doubts about the Accountability System as does Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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5/7/2004 |
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Title:
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Wind Generations |
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Description:
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China Light and Power Ltd are setting up a wind power project but Tung Chee Hwa, Gao Siren and other National People`s Congress windbags have been at it for years. |
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Date:
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2/7/2004 |
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Title:
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Roadmap to Universal Suffrage... |
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Description:
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Or was that suffering? The Hong Kong Democratic Party has an idea that tickles Tung Chee Hwa`s fancy. |
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Date:
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30/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Solo Reunification |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is raising the flag at Bauhinia Square... by himself. Everybody else is marching for democracy. |
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Date:
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28/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Celebration Tung |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is so excited to join the nice July 1st street celebration! |
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Date:
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18/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Divide and Fool |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is shaking hands with Hong Kong Democrats Martin Lee and Yeung Sum but that doesn`t mean anyone is moving anywhere. |
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Date:
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17/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Tung`s Infallible Strategies |
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Description:
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Tung chee Hwa explains his secret strategies to Unionist and Democrat, Lau Chin Shek. |
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Date:
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8/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Wishing Star |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa has really lost interest now that even the China Daily is being rude about him. |
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Date:
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30/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Brain Drain Shame |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is pleased to hear another brain drain out of Hong Kong is on the cards. There`s far too much thinking going on... not to mention remembering... the 1989 Tiananmen massacre. |
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Date:
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27/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Tung Chee Wailers |
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Description:
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Who wants Tung? It could only be political cartoonists and satirical columnists. |
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Date:
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21/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Radio Head |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and wife Betty are enjoying the radio much more now that all those pesky commentators have been forced to leave. |
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Date:
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14/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Election Shocker |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is proud that Hong Kong cannot vote out its disfunctional elite like India can. |
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Date:
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5/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Odd Job Man |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is not so confident about his job prospects. Henry Tang of course has no interest whatsoever in the matter. |
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Date:
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21/4/2004 |
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Title:
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A Reinterpretation Fest! |
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Description:
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Just when Tung Chee Hwa thinks things cannot get worse, in comes Mike Rowse with another hair-brained scheme! |
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Date:
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20/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Democraholics Anonymous |
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Description:
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Martin Lee is having a hard time following Tung Chee Hwa`s 9 point plan to cure us all of our democratic ills. |
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Date:
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18/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Mules of Our Time |
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Description:
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Mules will be used to transport materials for the construction of the new cable car to the buddha on Lantau. The Tung Chee Hwa mule stubbornly refuses to go up to democracy in Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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16/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Ghastly Glossary |
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Description:
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Dialogue, interpretation and timetable mean different things to Tung Chee Hwa than they do to Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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15/4/2004 |
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Title:
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One Step at a Time |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa drags Hong Kong backwards step by step. |
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Date:
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7/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Silent Majority |
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Description:
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China is enquiring about Hong Kong`s point of view. Since the people are gagged, Tung Chee Hwa has the answer. |
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Date:
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2/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Slaughter Shocker |
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Description:
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The Avian Flu Report recommends central slaughtering of chickens not democrats. Tung Chee Hwa must have got the wrong end of the stick. |
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Date:
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1/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Accountability Bore |
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Description:
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Shen Zhen is excited about his new accountability system but Tung Chee Hwa of Hong Kong knows better. |
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Date:
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15/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Know Your Hong Kong Wildlife |
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Description:
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We have the Yuen Long Crocodile. We may have a Tai Po Tiger or is it that cheeky Tung playing a prank? We definitely have the CPPCC dinosaurs! |
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Date:
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11/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Naughty Numberplates |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is blaming Henry Tang for those offensive freedom, democrat, voter and ballot numberplates. |
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Date:
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8/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Do Nothing Like The Master |
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Description:
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Henry Tang is not sure whether or not to introduce a sales tax. Better follow Tung Chee Hwa`s leadership! |
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Date:
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22/2/2004 |
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Title:
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Tung of Tehran |
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Description:
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Anti-reformists in Iran need guidance in political stagnation from the master, Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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20/2/2004 |
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Title:
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Tung`s Deng Dream |
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Description:
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Deng Xiao Ping tells Tung Chee Hwa a patriot can believe in feudalism or even slavery. A dream come true indeed! |
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Date:
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17/2/2004 |
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Title:
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Back to School |
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Description:
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The ESF English Schools Foundation needs a chief executive and Arthur Li knows Tung Chee Hwa is just the man for the job. |
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Date:
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13/2/2004 |
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Title:
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Reformers and Reformless |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong political reform buffalo cart is going nowhere with Tung Chee Hwa asleep. The China economic reform airliner is roaring ahead. |
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Date:
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10/2/2004 |
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Title:
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Oh Dear, Where Can Our Donald Be? |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa welcomes Donald Tsang back from talking democracy in China. But what has happened to the man behind the famous bow-tie? |
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Date:
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30/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Infective Invective. |
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Description:
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Never mind SARS, bird flu or the My Doom worm, Tung Chee Hwa wants to stop any future outbreaks of democracy. Donald Tsang isn`t getting the message. |
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Date:
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19/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Media Shy |
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Description:
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Henry Tang has some good news about the unemployment figures. Political liability Tung Chee Hwa is keeping a low profile. |
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Date:
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14/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Monkey Magic 2004 |
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Description:
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|
Anson Chan is the funky monkey and Tung Chee Hwa is the old goat. |
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Date:
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12/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Down by the Riverbank. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and a civet cat are seeking advice about their popularity ratings from Personality of the Year, the Yuen Long crocodile. |
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Date:
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7/1/2004 |
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Title:
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|
Lantau Loser |
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Description:
|
|
Tung Chee Hwa thinks Lantau is going to be the Switzerland of Asia. With Disneyland, a superprison, port expansion and the Macau bridge approaches? I don`t think so. |
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Date:
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6/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Severely Apathetic Reform Syndrome |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is a new strain of SARS. |
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Date:
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4/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Martian Surprise |
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Description:
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NASA Mission Control are surprised to see a Tung Chee Hwa on Mars. |
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Date:
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22/12/2003 |
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Title:
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The Lord of the Rings Hong Kong Style |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is Mr. Frodo being led astray by our very own Smeagle, Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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21/12/2003 |
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Title:
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Gaddafi Gaff |
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Description:
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Colonel Gaddafi is for democracy much to the dismay of Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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1/12/2003 |
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Title:
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Tungtanic Full Steam Ahead |
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Description:
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Captain Tung Chee Hwa is sailing straight for the iceberg. |
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Date:
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26/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Ready and Waiting. |
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Description:
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Hong Kong and Democracy have a long history together but Tung Chee Hwa still doesn`t think they`re ready to tie the knot. |
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Date:
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20/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Planning For Disaster |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa has plans for West Kowloon and if you don`t like it there`ll be a superprison waiting for you. |
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Date:
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19/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Grubs Up |
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Description:
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In the upcoming District Council Election it looks like the Democratic Party dove is going to have the DAB (Democratic Alliance for the Betterment of Hong Kong)grub for lunch. And after that there`s a juicy Tung Chee Hwa grub just waiting to be seen to. |
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Date:
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12/11/2003 |
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Title:
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By Hook or By Croc |
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Description:
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Captain Hook Tung Chee Hwa is small government having trouble with the crocodile big market. |
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Date:
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10/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Government Ballast |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government balloon is falling despite casting off the Regina Ip, Antony Leung and Michael Wong ballast. Only Tung Chee Hwa is left. |
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Date:
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5/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Drum Roll |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is beating the drum but the repercussions may topple him. |
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Date:
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3/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Wong Turn |
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Description:
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Michael Wong has driven the Equal Opportunities Commission over the cliff edge. There could be strings attached for Tung Chee Hwa! |
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Date:
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29/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Hallowe`en Story |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa wows Chirac, Blair, Bush and Hu with his political nightmare. |
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Date:
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22/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Hu Loves Ya, Baby? |
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Description:
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Jiang Ze Min protege Tung Chee Hwa has failed to keep his Hong Kong rocket up. Jiang is fuming but Hu Jin Tao applauds the consolidation of his own power. |
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Date:
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13/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Harbour Farce |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and Mike Rowse put on an unconvincing performance. |
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Date:
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10/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Tunginator |
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Description:
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If Arnold Schwarzenegger can do it in California so can our Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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6/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Accountability Intrays |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and Doctor Yeoh Eng Kiong love the bounce in the SARS report. |
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Date:
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30/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Jurassic Spark |
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Description:
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The Tung Chee Hwa stegosaurus is getting scorched by the flames of public opinion. |
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Date:
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29/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Doin the Exco Shuffle! |
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Description:
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Selina Chow and Tung Chee Hwa get down! |
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Date:
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28/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Reclamationfest! |
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Description:
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Mike Rowse has another great idea for Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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26/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Hard Statistics |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa knows why Hong Kong scores low in the Durex Annual Sex Report. |
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Date:
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25/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Blast That Superprison. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is inviting Hong Kong to blow up the superprison proposal. |
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Date:
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24/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Oh Well |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa can see the light but the Hong Kong donkey isnt convinced. |
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Date:
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23/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Dream Emcee |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and Henry Tang think Antony Leung is right for the job. |
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Date:
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22/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Box of Tricks |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang`s ballot box is a unique solution to the problem of democracy. Tung Chee Hwa is most impressed. |
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Date:
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21/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Blind Men Bumbling |
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Description:
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Henry Tang and Tung Chee Hwa are going somewhere. |
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Date:
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9/9/2003 |
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Title:
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In a Fog |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is enveloped in a Tung Chee Hwa mist. |
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Date:
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8/9/2003 |
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Title:
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I Can't Get No Satisfaction |
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Description:
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Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones is singing Mike Rowse's and Tung Chee Hwa's favourite song. |
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Date:
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7/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Deep Water |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is riding the Jasper Tsang Democratic Alliance for the Betterment of Hong Kong (DAB) horse. By pushing away the Article 23 boulder he may buy some time. |
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Date:
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3/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Deckchair Mess |
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Description:
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Captain Tung Chee Hwa is sweating the small stuff. |
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Date:
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1/9/2003 |
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Title:
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Sugar Daddy |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is out of favour with Hong Kong but Li Ka Shing is being sweet. |
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Date:
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27/8/2003 |
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Title:
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What Seems To Be The Problem |
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Description:
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Hong Kong people are overworked and underpaid but Tung Chee Hwa can't see the obvious. |
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Date:
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26/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Tyre Change |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is wondering what to do with the democracy wheel and the Hong Kong car. Meanwhile China is hoping to hitch a ride. |
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Date:
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8/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Footie in Mouthie |
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Description:
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David Beckham just doesn't pull crowds like Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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6/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Predict Heads |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush can tell you when terror is due. Tung Chee Hwa is an expert on political forecasting. |
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Date:
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4/8/2003 |
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Title:
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Tungtanic |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is sinking and the political vermin are jumping ship as usual. |
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Date:
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28/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Give a Dog a Real Bone |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is offering Hong Kong a fantasy economy bone and holding back the real democracy one. |
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Date:
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25/7/2003 |
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Title:
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I Love You Too |
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Description:
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Tony Blair doesn't want to visit Tung Chee Hwa any more than Tung wants to host him. |
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Date:
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24/7/2003 |
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Title:
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It's Not Ma Fault! |
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Description:
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Frederick Ma is about to get a rap from Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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23/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Parrot Sketch Hong Kong Style |
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Description:
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Premier Wen Jiabao isn't so impressed with the Tung Chee Hwa parrot. |
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Date:
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22/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Tung Deaf |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is not sure Tung Chee Hwa is listening. |
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Date:
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21/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Hat Trick |
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Description:
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Hong Kong has got one over Tung Chee Hwa but the context is still China. |
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Date:
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17/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Protecting the Few at the Expense of the Many |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa continues a long colonial tradition. |
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Date:
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16/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Do As You're Told |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa thinks he can tell Hong Kong what to do. |
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Date:
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14/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Ground Control to Major Tung |
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Description:
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Can Major Tung hear planet Hong Kong? |
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Date:
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13/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Stilted Impression |
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Description:
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Hong Kong exposes the real Tung Chee Hwa to the shock of the central government of China. |
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Date:
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8/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Flick You |
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Description:
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Hong Kong might just flick off Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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6/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Life and Death |
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Description:
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Democracy is growing over the grave of the Tung administration. |
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Date:
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3/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Is Anybody There? |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa seems deaf to the voice of the people. 71 on the face refers to the march on 1st July 2003. |
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Date:
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1/7/2003 |
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Title:
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Blame Speak |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa must blame somebody for Hong Kong's economic problems. |
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Date:
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16/6/2003 |
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Title:
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Post SARS Blues |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is free of SARS but Regina Ip is waiting with her Article 23 club together with James Tien, Sarah Liao and Betty Tung. |
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Date:
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10/6/2003 |
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Title:
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Best of Friends Ordinance |
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Description:
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Tung, Regina Ip, Antony Leung and Donald Tsang have found a very useful colonial law. |
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Date:
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25/5/2003 |
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Title:
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Only You Can Make This World Seem Right |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is in his own little world a long way from Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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18/5/2003 |
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Title:
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One in the Eye |
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Description:
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The Tung Chee Hwa dragon gets a little something from Martin Lee. |
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Date:
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11/5/2003 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Dodo. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa in the museum. |
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Date:
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29/4/2003 |
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Title:
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IMF Directions. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and Antony Leung plod on regardless. |
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Date:
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25/4/2003 |
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Title:
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Someone Better? |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang introduces Saddam Hussein to Tung chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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21/4/2003 |
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Title:
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Sounding Better. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa hears the voice of the public. |
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Date:
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11/4/2003 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Gob. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa demonstrates Hong Kong's SARS WMD. |
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Date:
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26/3/2003 |
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Title:
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No Worries? |
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Description:
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With SARS, Hong Kong tourism and public health are in critical condition. What kind of ambulance driver is Tung Chee Hwa? |
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Date:
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25/3/2003 |
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Title:
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Good Doggie. |
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Description:
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Why isn't Tung Chee Hwa angry when his antony Leung puppy makes a mess? |
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Date:
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16/3/2003 |
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Title:
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Accountabilty Drive. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is cross with Antony Leung. |
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Date:
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9/3/2003 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong. Where? |
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Description:
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Jiang Ze Min asks Tung Chee Hwa an awkward question. |
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Date:
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7/3/2003 |
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Title:
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Spot Fines For Smiling In Public. |
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Description:
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Antony Leung and Tung Chee Hwa have a great idea to ease the deficit. |
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Date:
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28/2/2003 |
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Title:
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Mad Management. |
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Description:
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Kim Jong Il gives Tung Chee Hwa full marks. |
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Date:
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23/2/2003 |
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Title:
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Oh Mighty Deficit On High. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa makes sacrifices. |
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Date:
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14/2/2003 |
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Title:
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Too Few Regrets. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa has too few to mention and Antony Leung and Elsie Leung agree. |
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Date:
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27/1/2003 |
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Title:
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One Small Step. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is making progress opening the border crossing at Lo Wu. George. W. Bush is making war. |
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Date:
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19/1/2003 |
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Title:
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Rubbish Opinion. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa knows where it belongs. |
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Date:
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17/1/2003 |
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Title:
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Washed Up. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is stranded. |
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Date:
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16/1/2003 |
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Title:
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A Load Of Crystal Balls. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa can see. |
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Date:
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7/1/2003 |
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Title:
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If Only You Could See What I See. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa has a different view of Hong Kong as Asia's World City. |
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Date:
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5/1/2003 |
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Title:
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Seeds of Sense. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa plants the seeds of some common sense projects. |
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Date:
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22/12/2002 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Is Watching. |
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Description:
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As Regina Ip and Tung Chee Hwa beat up Liberty. |
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Date:
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14/12/2002 |
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Title:
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Credibility Restored. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and Regina Ip are all stitched up. |
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Date:
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13/12/2002 |
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Title:
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Peak Executive. |
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Description:
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A Tung Chee Hwa landmark. |
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Date:
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8/12/2002 |
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Title:
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Knight Exemplar. |
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Description:
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Yeung Sum of the Hong Kong Democratic Party prepares to take on the Tung Chee Hwa dragon. |
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Date:
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6/12/2002 |
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Title:
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Intergalactic Instruction. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa takes orders from an alien. |
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Date:
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27/11/2002 |
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Title:
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Rising Prospects. |
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Description:
|
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Tung Chee Hwa and Antony Leung are making a Titanic mistake. |
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Date:
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19/11/2002 |
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Title:
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Holes Apart. |
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Description:
|
|
Zhu Rong Ji is on the up, unlike Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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17/11/2002 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Soup Kitchen. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa makes sure the big boys get an extra helping. |
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Date:
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4/10/2002 |
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Title:
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Stop Go Policy. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa likes this policy maker. |
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Date:
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3/10/2002 |
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Title:
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Housing Cropper. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa wonders why the property market is droopy. |
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Date:
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24/9/2002 |
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Title:
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Freedom in a Cage. |
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Description:
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The American Eagle attacks Saddam Hussein while Tung Chee Hwa and Regina Ip do the dirty deed. |
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Date:
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21/9/2002 |
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Title:
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Last Rite Lie. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa reads Article 23 to Liberty. |
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Date:
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8/9/2002 |
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Title:
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Tough Talking Bunny. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa can growl as long as the Jiang Ze Min lion is right behind him. |
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Date:
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6/9/2002 |
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Title:
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Old King Tung |
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Description:
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Was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he! |
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Date:
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3/9/2002 |
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Title:
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Silly Old Public! |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa has a laugh at those mugs, the general public. |
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Date:
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25/8/2002 |
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Title:
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Disorderly SAR |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is charged. |
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Date:
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4/8/2002 |
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Title:
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Rug Bug. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is sweeping stuff under the carpet. |
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Date:
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1/8/2002 |
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Title:
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Pig In A Poke. |
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Description:
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Frederick Ma is in a poke. Tung Chee Wah doesn't want to do the deed. |
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Date:
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28/7/2002 |
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Title:
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Paying Homage. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa (Goofy), Donald (Duck) Tsang lay Hong Kong's taxes at Disney's feet. |
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Date:
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21/7/2002 |
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Title:
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Absent Critical Faculty. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa finds the ideal advisor. |
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Date:
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16/7/2002 |
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Title:
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The Ghost Of Anson Past. |
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Description:
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Anson Chan haunts Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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14/7/2002 |
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Title:
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What A Porker! |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa's Administration can't save it's own bacon. |
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Date:
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11/7/2002 |
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Title:
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Chief Executive Juggle. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa tries to get a balance. |
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Date:
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9/7/2002 |
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Title:
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Cooeeee! |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa waves to the Hong Kong Legislative Council. |
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Date:
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2/7/2002 |
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Title:
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Square Wheels On The Hong Kong Bus. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is the mechanic. |
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Date:
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30/6/2002 |
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Title:
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Ministerial Kisses. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa demonstrates what the ministerial system is all about. |
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Date:
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28/6/2002 |
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Title:
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Ear, Ear, What's This? |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa gets a hint. |
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Date:
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18/6/2002 |
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Title:
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The Hong Kong Mob. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is the boss. |
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Date:
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16/6/2002 |
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Title:
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Chainsaw Tailor. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa can make the Civil Service fit the trousers. |
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Date:
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11/6/2002 |
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Title:
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Athletic Election. |
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Description:
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America's politicians have to perform but not Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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6/6/2002 |
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Title:
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On Your Marks, Get Set, Tie Your Shoelaces. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa misses the start. |
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Date:
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28/5/2002 |
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Title:
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Paint Job. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa takes sides playing Chinese chequers with Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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14/5/2002 |
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Title:
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Engine Trouble. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is sawing the engine off the Hong Kong jet. |
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Date:
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2/5/2002 |
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Title:
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Proposed Government Offices. |
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Description:
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This new building on the Tamar site in Central Hong Kong looks a bit like Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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30/4/2002 |
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Title:
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Vive Le Tung. |
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Description:
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France's Le Pen and Tung Chee Hwa enjoy the guillotine show. |
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Date:
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23/4/2002 |
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Title:
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Ministerial System. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa's latest toy is broken. |
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Date:
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17/4/2002 |
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Title:
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Wheeler Dealer. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa has swiped the Hong Kong bus steering wheel from the Civil Service but who is he handing it to? |
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Date:
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16/4/2002 |
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Title:
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The Blind Riding The Blind. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is riding Hong Kong who knows where? |
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Date:
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14/4/2002 |
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Title:
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Accountability Training. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa has got those ministers well trained. |
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Date:
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9/4/2002 |
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Title:
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Binned Opinion. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa bins public opinion. |
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Date:
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7/4/2002 |
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Title:
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Securities and Futures Commission Deal. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is sitting comfortably. |
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Date:
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24/3/2002 |
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Title:
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Horror Scope! |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is giving generously to the Forbes horoscope machine. |
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Date:
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22/3/2002 |
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Title:
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Look Hole In The Law. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa can see through the Basic Law. |
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Date:
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10/3/2002 |
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Title:
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Common Sense From Top Government Official. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is not impressed by Antony Leung. |
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Date:
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26/2/2002 |
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Title:
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Evolution This Way. |
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Description:
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The China fish is learning to walk while the Tung Chee Hwa Hong Kong amphibian lumbers the other way. |
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Date:
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19/2/2002 |
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Title:
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Backward Looking. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa can't see what the Hongb Kong people and the Legislative Council are saying. |
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Date:
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9/2/2002 |
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Title:
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Election Committee. |
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Description:
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Martin Lee and Tung Chee Hwa's slippery committee. |
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Date:
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5/2/2002 |
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Title:
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Supertung |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is a superman. Well, maybe. |
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Date:
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29/1/2002 |
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Title:
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Tung Takes A Tumble. |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush is riding high. Tung Chee Hwa ain't. |
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Date:
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23/1/2002 |
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Title:
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Uncivil Service. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa paints a nasty picture of Hong Kong's Civil Service. |
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Date:
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22/1/2002 |
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Title:
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Laissez Faire. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is a ball and chain for laissez faire. |
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Date:
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23/12/2001 |
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Title:
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Christmas Tung. |
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Description:
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Date:
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18/12/2001 |
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Title:
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Three Wise Monkeys. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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16/12/2001 |
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Title:
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The Ideal Government Minister. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa sheds some light through the matter. |
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Date:
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12/12/2001 |
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Title:
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Siren Call. |
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Description:
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Th Hong Kong junk veers toward the Tung Chee Hwa mermaid despite Emily Lau's warning. |
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Date:
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11/12/2001 |
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Title:
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Behind Every Great Man? |
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Description:
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(And Tung Chee Hwa) is a fabulous smile. Thank you, Anson Chan! |
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Date:
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9/12/2001 |
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Title:
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Naughty Classmates. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and Regina Ip are bottom of the class in democracy and human rights. |
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Date:
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4/12/2001 |
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Title:
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Li Ka Shing Crowns King Tung. |
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Description:
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Date:
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29/11/2001 |
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Title:
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Clone Election. |
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Description:
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Future biotechnology will make sure we always have a Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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25/11/2001 |
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Title:
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Latterday Marie Antoinette. |
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Description:
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Antony Leung and King Tung miss the point. |
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Date:
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15/11/2001 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Chauffeur. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is getting the blame because the Hong Kong limo is stuck. |
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Date:
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6/11/2001 |
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Title:
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Gone Bussed. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa drives the Hong Kong bus over the edge. |
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Date:
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28/10/2001 |
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Title:
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Televisionaries. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa, Regina Ip and friends enjoy their favourite media. |
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Date:
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26/10/2001 |
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Title:
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RTHK Does A Woopsie. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa isn't happy with his naughty puppy. |
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Date:
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16/10/2001 |
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Title:
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Street Vendor. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is selling up the wrong alley. |
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Date:
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14/10/2001 |
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Title:
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The People Are My Seat And The Legislative Council Is My Footrest. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa makes himself comfortable |
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Date:
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10/10/2001 |
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Title:
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Nothing In The Hat. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa fails to pull anything out of the hat. |
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Date:
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7/10/2001 |
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Title:
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Bedtime Story. |
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Description:
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The Legislative Council gets ready for bed as Tung Chee Hwa begins his policy address. |
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Date:
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5/10/2001 |
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Title:
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Not So Magic Wand. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is Hong Kong's fairy godmother? |
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Date:
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23/9/2001 |
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Title:
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Snooze Through the News. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa misses the news. |
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Date:
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19/9/2001 |
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Title:
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Tortoise Tung. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is on a roll. |
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Date:
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9/9/2001 |
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Title:
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Housing Policy. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa has built his housing policy with straw. |
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Date:
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6/9/2001 |
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Title:
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Disney Business. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa, Antony Leung and Donald Tsang are sooo generous to Disney? with Hong Kong's money! |
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Date:
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4/9/2001 |
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Title:
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Tung Chee Hwa Sings To An Empty Hall. |
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Description:
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Date:
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3/9/2001 |
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Title:
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Tiananmen Gate With Contemporary Mao Tse Tung. |
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Description:
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Date:
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28/8/2001 |
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Title:
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Home Ownership Cut. |
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Description:
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Li Ka Shing and Tung Chee Hwa cut the Home Ownership Scheme. |
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Date:
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17/7/2001 |
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Title:
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Rough Operator. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa operates on the Body Politic. |
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Date:
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15/7/2001 |
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Title:
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Tung's Shoes Are A Size Too Big. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa represents China on the International Scene. |
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Date:
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10/7/2001 |
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Title:
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Dangerous Driving. |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush and Tung Chee Hwa are reckless drivers. |
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Date:
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5/7/2001 |
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Title:
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Who loves Ya, Baby? |
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Description:
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China loves Tung Chee Hwa but what about Hong Kong? |
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Date:
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3/7/2001 |
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Title:
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The Hong Kong Golden Goose Saw Tung Chee Hwa Saw And Then What? |
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Description:
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Date:
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1/7/2001 |
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Title:
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Tung Chee Hwa is a Fly on Cathay Pacific's Windscreen. |
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Description:
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Date:
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26/6/2001 |
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Title:
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Job Search |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Jockey Club, the HSBC lions and Tung Chee Hwa are searching the Labour Dpartment website. |
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Date:
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19/6/2001 |
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Title:
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Never Mind Justice. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa poo-poos Justice. |
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Date:
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10/6/2001 |
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Title:
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Stars In Your Eyes. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa seeing stars. |
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Date:
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1/5/2001 |
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Title:
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Breathing Techniques. |
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Description:
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Jiang Ze Min breaths down Tung Chee Hwa's neck who breaths down Donald Tsang's neck who breaths down the Fa Lun Gong's neck. |
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Date:
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29/4/2001 |
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Title:
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Crowning Glory. |
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Description:
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King Tung's Crown is a few sizes too big. |
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Date:
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5/4/2001 |
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Title:
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Tung Chee Hwa Goalie. |
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Description:
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Date:
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1/4/2001 |
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Title:
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Tung Shi Tzu Hwa Barks at Taiwan. |
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Description:
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Date:
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20/3/2001 |
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Title:
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Tung Chee Hwa aka King Canute. |
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Description:
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Date:
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28/2/2001 |
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Title:
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Mirror, Mirror On The Wall. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and the mirror disagree. |
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26/2/2001 |
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Title:
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Taiwan Seranades Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Description:
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Date:
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4/2/2001 |
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Tung Chee Hwa Meditation. |
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Description:
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Date:
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30/1/2001 |
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Title:
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Tung Chee Hwa Bull Enters The Year of the Snake. |
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Description:
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Date:
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19/12/2000 |
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Title:
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A Tough Decision for the Chief Executive Election Committee. |
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Description:
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Should it be the Gringe or Tung Chee Hwa? |
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Date:
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17/12/2000 |
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Title:
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Tung's poster replaces Audrey Eu's. |
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Description:
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Audrey Eu Tung Chee Hwa Democracy Autocracy |
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Date:
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28/11/2000 |
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Title:
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Seat of Power. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa's Throne. |
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Date:
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13/11/2000 |
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Title:
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The American Eagle and the Hong Kong rubber duck. |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush Gore Jiang Ze Min Tung Chee Hwa |
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Date:
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31/10/2000 |
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Title:
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China Barrel Load. |
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Description:
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It's High Noon for Fair Play. Tung Chee Hwa and Li Ka Shing are riding high. |
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Date:
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22/10/2000 |
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Title:
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Which way is the Long Valley railway going to go? |
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Description:
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The Environmental Protection Department are pushing for sustainable development. Devlopers, the KCRC and the Heung Yee Kuk are for the lowest common denominator. Tung the tank engine isn't sure. |
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Date:
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17/10/2000 |
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Title:
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Tung Chee Hwa Teaches Us What a Citizen Is. |
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Description:
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Martin Lee and Emily Lau are dunces in this class! |
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Date:
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15/10/2000 |
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Title:
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Karaoke Tung Chee Hwa |
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Description:
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Andrew Lo |
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Date:
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4/10/2000 |
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Title:
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A True Colonial |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa looks just as colonial as the British. |
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Date:
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5/9/2000 |
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Title:
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Tungephant. |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is scared of the Legco mouse. |
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