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Date:
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15/8/2006 |
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Title:
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Odds Off Favourite |
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Description:
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China and Hong Kong consider the chances of the Democracy 2012 horse. |
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Date:
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13/8/2006 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Harbour Lion Fish |
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Description:
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Date:
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8/8/2006 |
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Title:
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See the Light |
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Description:
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Excessive energy consumption spells big money for Hong Kong`s vested interest. |
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Date:
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6/8/2006 |
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Title:
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Goods and Services Milestone |
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Description:
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Henry Tang`s proposed tax weighs heavily on Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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3/8/2006 |
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Title:
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Erectile Dysfunction |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s property market performance is a long way ahead of its sex life. |
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Date:
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2/8/2006 |
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Title:
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A Bridge too Far |
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Description:
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Guangdong and Macau are not listening to Hong Kong`s Pearl River Delta bridge message. |
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Date:
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1/8/2006 |
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Title:
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Hypocricy De-Sulphurised |
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Description:
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Hong Kong complains about pollution from its own investments in Guangdong. |
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Date:
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25/7/2006 |
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Title:
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Blue Skies |
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Description:
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It is not such a wonderful world for Hong Kong`s Donald Tsang. |
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Date:
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19/7/2006 |
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Title:
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Think... Tank... |
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Description:
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Hong Kong thinks democracy, China tanks it |
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Date:
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18/7/2006 |
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Title:
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Tax Tricks |
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Description:
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There is plenty of money for a promenade park which Hong Kong has in mind, but Donald Tsang and Henry Tang have other ideas. |
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Date:
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17/7/2006 |
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Title:
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Singaporean Wisdom |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s Donald Tsang passes on some advice to Henry Tang from Singapore elder statesman Lee Kwan Yew. |
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Date:
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13/7/2006 |
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Title:
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Recla-motion |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Governnment and The Disfunctional Constitiuencies are dumping in the harbour again. |
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Date:
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11/7/2006 |
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Title:
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Henry Fang |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s Financial Secretary prepares to draw blood. |
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Date:
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6/7/2006 |
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Title:
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Nice Headline |
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Description:
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Hong Kong has it easy. |
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Date:
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2/7/2006 |
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Title:
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Anson Not at the Hong Kong Races |
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Description:
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Date:
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28/6/2006 |
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Title:
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Donald Tsang`s Hong Kong Blacklist |
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Description:
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Date:
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22/6/2006 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Harbour Funeral |
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Description:
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Date:
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21/6/2006 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Iconic Swap |
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Description:
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More buildings are in and nature is out for Donald. |
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Date:
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20/6/2006 |
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Title:
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World Courtesy Fruit |
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Description:
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The New York Big Apple beats the Hong Kong Sour Lychee. |
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Date:
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15/6/2006 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Bird Flu Scare |
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Description:
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Date:
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13/6/2006 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Gold in Decline |
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Description:
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Date:
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9/6/2006 |
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Title:
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One Identity Crisis, Two Countries |
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Description:
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In Hong Kong, China, football fans support their former colonial power, England. |
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Date:
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8/6/2006 |
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Title:
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Professional Mismanagment |
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Description:
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Hong Kong air pollution kills more than George W Bush. |
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Date:
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30/5/2006 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Dragon Boat Duel |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang beats his drum but Anson gets them rowing. |
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Date:
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29/5/2006 |
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Title:
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Tamar Tricks |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang tricks Hong Kong with a public park promise. |
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Date:
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21/5/2006 |
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Title:
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You Will Always Walk Alone |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang marches in Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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15/5/2006 |
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Title:
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Traffic Noise |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government Bureau of Prevarification can wait. |
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Date:
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8/5/2006 |
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Title:
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Health Authority Ill |
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Description:
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Many people who can afford private health care are using the Hong Kong Public Health System. |
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Date:
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3/5/2006 |
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Title:
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Public Trust Crisis |
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Description:
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Public trust in the Hong Kong Government makes life tough for cartoonists and satirists. |
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Date:
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2/5/2006 |
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Title:
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Hellish Contrast |
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Description:
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While Hong Kong flys high Sudan Suffers. |
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Date:
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17/4/2006 |
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Title:
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Popeye`s Pesticide Problem |
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Description:
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Illegal pesticides have been found on vegetables in Hong Kong supermarkets. |
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Date:
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13/4/2006 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Harbourfront Nightmare |
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Description:
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Date:
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11/4/2006 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Brothers |
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Description:
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Environment is second class, polluters are first class, Donald Tsang is is Big Brother |
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Date:
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9/4/2006 |
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Title:
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The Magic Picket Line |
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Description:
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Hong Kong Disney characters are not happy... at least the people who work inside them are not. |
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Date:
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4/4/2006 |
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Title:
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Suspicious Container |
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Description:
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An attempt was made to smuggle a fighter aircraft through Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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30/3/2006 |
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Title:
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Park Plea |
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Description:
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Hong Kong demands a decent waterfront park from Donald `Deaf` Tsang. |
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Date:
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28/3/2006 |
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Title:
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A Bridge Not Far Enough |
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Description:
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Hong Kong used to be the only bridge to China but not any more. |
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Date:
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19/3/2006 |
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Title:
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Satanic Smoke |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s air pollution doesn`t seem so bad to tourists from Hades. |
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Date:
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19/3/2006 |
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Title:
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Satanic Smoke |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s air pollution doesn`t seem so bad to tourists from Hades. |
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Date:
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8/3/2006 |
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Title:
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Central Wanchai Irratation |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government needs bigger better roads for bigger better traffic jams. |
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Date:
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22/2/2006 |
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Title:
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Sunrise Economy, Sunset Credibility |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s Henry Tang has plenty of money for concrete but none for public parks. |
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Date:
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21/2/2006 |
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Title:
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22nd Century Kowloon |
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Description:
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If the Hong Kong Government indecision lasts long enough we might end up with the forest canopy we wanted in the first place. |
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Date:
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20/2/2006 |
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Title:
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Big Fish in a Small Bowl |
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Description:
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Hong Kong Electric and China Light and Power might be losing their Scheme of Control bowl, if reality hits home. |
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Date:
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14/2/2006 |
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Title:
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Natural Injustice |
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Description:
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In Hong Kong they ban backyard poultry but in America the Vice President shoots quail hunters. |
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Date:
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8/2/2006 |
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Title:
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Trade Bloc Block |
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Description:
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A Hong Kong cargo ship successfully blocked the Suez Canal. |
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Date:
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6/2/2006 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Comedy Policy Unit |
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Description:
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The HKCPU thinks it can mediate between China and Taiwan. Haha!!! |
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Date:
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5/2/2006 |
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Title:
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Disappointing Donalds |
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Description:
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Disney Hong Kong disappointed with Chinese New Year queues, and Donald Tsang disappointed democratically. |
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Date:
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1/2/2006 |
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Title:
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Bird Flu Deposit |
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Description:
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A certain lion in front of a certain bank in Hong Kong is not enthusiastic about the prospect of bird flu. |
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Date:
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26/1/2006 |
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Title:
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Year of the Dog... s of War |
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Description:
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In Hong Kong it might be the year of the cuddly puppy, but in the Middle East, Hamas does not make it look so cute. |
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Date:
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25/1/2006 |
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Title:
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Fishy Claim |
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Description:
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Hong Kong Fisherman are claiming considerable damages as they say Hong Kong Electric`s undersea gas main is tearing their nets. |
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Date:
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23/1/2006 |
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Title:
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Cutural Irritation |
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Description:
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The West Kowloon proposed canopy is very unpopular so the Public Irritation Department of the Hong Kong Government must press ahead. |
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Date:
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22/1/2006 |
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Title:
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Educational Overburden |
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Description:
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Hong Kong Teachers are carrying the burden of the government`s educational reforms. |
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Date:
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12/1/2006 |
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Title:
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Full Time Public Irratation |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang wants to introduce a five day working week but some Hong Kong government departments have standards to live down to. |
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Date:
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4/1/2006 |
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Title:
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Muddled Mover |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang frantically re-arranges his pawns while Hong Kong keeps her queen of democracy in place. |
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Date:
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20/12/2005 |
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Title:
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She Ain`t Got No Ticket to Ride |
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Description:
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Hong Kong wants a timetable for Democracy not a platform ticket, but Donald Tsang the Station Master isn`t listening. |
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Date:
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19/12/2005 |
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Title:
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Bus Ride to Nowhere. |
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Description:
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Bus driver Donald Tsang sounds like he`s going places but the passengers on the Hong Kong bus know the reality. |
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Date:
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18/12/2005 |
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Title:
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WTO Hong Kong |
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Description:
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The Good: Hong Kong police and peaceful protesters. The Bad: European and American Subsidies. The Ugly: Violent Korean Farmers. |
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Date:
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15/12/2005 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Worker of the Week |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s riot police are workers as well, you know. |
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Date:
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13/12/2005 |
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Title:
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Harbour Protester |
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Description:
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Korean protesters swimming in Hong Kong harbour might consider the Olympics instead. |
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Date:
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8/12/2005 |
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Title:
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Minor Amendments |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang can only change the punctuation on his reform proposals, but will this be enough to satisfy Hong Kong`s public opinion? |
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Date:
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4/12/2005 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Feet are Made for Walking |
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Description:
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And one of these days these feet are gonna walk all over you, Donald Tsang. |
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Date:
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29/11/2005 |
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Title:
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Grains of Truth |
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Description:
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Hong Kong has little choice at China`s kitchen: It`s nothing or next to nothing. |
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Date:
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20/11/2005 |
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Title:
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Disney Domination |
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Description:
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A magical version of Hong Kong`s bauhinia flag. |
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Date:
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15/11/2005 |
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Title:
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Textile Injection |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government is trying to bring the textile industry back to life. Some chance. |
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Date:
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2/11/2005 |
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Title:
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Good Day For Sharks |
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Description:
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Hong Kong University bans shark fin soup. |
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Date:
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31/10/2005 |
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Title:
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Government Recruitment |
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Description:
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Hong Kong Government job oppurtunities |
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Date:
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27/10/2005 |
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Title:
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Park Priorities |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government can spare billions to underwrite Disney and Ocean Park, but not for the public. |
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Date:
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24/10/2005 |
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Title:
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Don With the Wind |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang cannot distribute movies to the Hong Kong Democrats now that there has been a successful prosecution for that crime. |
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Date:
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9/10/2005 |
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Title:
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Unfair Trade... Unfair Blame |
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Description:
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Western farm subsidies are the elephant in the room but the Hong Kong Government blames protesters for any W.T.O. problems. |
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Date:
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5/10/2005 |
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Title:
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Too Busy to Breed |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang realises why Hong Kong can`t get it up... the population I mean. |
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Date:
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4/10/2005 |
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Title:
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A Job Well Done |
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Description:
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Elsie Leung, Hong Kong`s retiring Secretary for Injustice leaves Justice in a terrible state. |
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Date:
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2/10/2005 |
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Title:
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Oh Crumbs... |
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Description:
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China is offering tit bits to the Hong Kong democrats, will they fall for it? |
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Date:
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26/9/2005 |
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Title:
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Bridge over Troubled Water |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang tries to bridge the gap between Hong Kong Democrats and China`s leadership. |
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Date:
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25/9/2005 |
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Title:
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Journey of a Thousand Miles |
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Description:
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Hong Kong Democrats visit china... for reducation?
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Date:
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21/9/2005 |
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Title:
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No Speeding |
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Description:
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China president Hu Jin Tao reads the riot act to the Hong Kong political reform snail. |
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Date:
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19/9/2005 |
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Title:
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Travel Plans |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s Bishop Zen wants to go to Africa much to the delight of Donald Tsang and Henry Tang. They would like "Long Hair" to go even further. |
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Date:
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18/9/2005 |
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Title:
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Child Rights |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government is unsure. |
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Date:
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15/9/2005 |
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Title:
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New Spin |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang can turn on the charm but whether this will lead to constitutional reform for Hong Kong is another question. |
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Date:
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11/9/2005 |
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Title:
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Party Animals |
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Description:
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Zeng Qinghong is introduced to some Hong Kong characters by Donald Tsang. Disney`s democrats are a hit. |
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Date:
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8/9/2005 |
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Title:
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Basic Background |
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Description:
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|
China reveals the basics about the Basic Law negotiations with Britain to Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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7/9/2005 |
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Title:
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Bet to Win |
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Description:
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|
The Hong Kong Jockey Club plan to allow betting by mobile phone may attract underage users. |
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Date:
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31/8/2005 |
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Title:
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Dodgy Diner |
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Description:
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|
Mickey Mouse`s shark`s fin is not the only environmentally problematic food in Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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14/8/2005 |
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Title:
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Port Takeover |
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Description:
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Hong Kong has already lost her position as the world`s busiest port to Singapore... But wait till you see what mainland China is up to. |
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Date:
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8/8/2005 |
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Title:
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W.T.O. Chaos... |
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Description:
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... will be nothing to the chaos frequently arranged by Hong Kong`s Department of Irritation. |
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Date:
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2/8/2005 |
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Title:
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Ever Heard of Icarus? |
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Description:
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As Hong Kong`s Hang Seng Index Soars above 15000. |
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Date:
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1/8/2005 |
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Title:
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Smoke Stack Wise Crack |
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Description:
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CLP claims their chimneys are fireworks like Disney`s in order to get Hong Kong`s EPD off his back. |
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Date:
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31/7/2005 |
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Title:
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Atmospheric Discrimination |
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Description:
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Disney won`t mess with Schwarzenegger in California but anything goes for Mickey in Donald Tsang`s Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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26/7/2005 |
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Title:
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Socialism with Hong Kong Characteristics |
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Description:
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York Chow explains the latest public health proposals. |
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Date:
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20/7/2005 |
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Title:
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Heat Wave Crime Wave |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s air-conditioned crime rates are up. |
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Date:
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19/7/2005 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Public Health Check |
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Description:
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Date:
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17/7/2005 |
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Title:
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Equestrian Event |
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Description:
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Patrick Ho rides roughshod over Hong Kong`s home grown athletes. |
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Date:
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14/7/2005 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Target |
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Description:
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The World Trade Organisation puts Hong Kong on the map... for all the wrong reasons. |
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Date:
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13/7/2005 |
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Title:
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Civil Service Pay Cut |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s civil service pay cut legal. |
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Date:
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5/7/2005 |
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Title:
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Under the Table |
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Description:
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Hong Kong ICAC risks losing all that it has worked for by engaging in illegal bugging. |
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Date:
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30/6/2005 |
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Title:
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Flying the Flag |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang celebrates the seventh anniversary of the return of Hong Kong to China. |
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Date:
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16/6/2005 |
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Title:
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Snail`s Pace |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang says universal suffrage for Hong Kong is his goal. |
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Date:
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13/6/2005 |
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Title:
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Government House Bugged |
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Description:
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Former Hong Kong governor Chris Patten made sure the spies found out Whiskey and Soda`s secrets only. |
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Date:
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6/6/2005 |
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Title:
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Do Not Feed the Monkeys... |
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Description:
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...In the Hong Kong legislative council. |
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Date:
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31/5/2005 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Equestrian Non-Event |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang is the only horse in the race. |
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Date:
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22/5/2005 |
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Title:
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Disney in the Soup |
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Description:
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If Disney are going to serve Shark Fin Soup in Hong Kong, this is what sharks should eat. |
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Date:
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18/5/2005 |
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Title:
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Patriotic Question Mark |
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Description:
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Hong Kong salutes China? |
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Date:
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17/5/2005 |
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Title:
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Baby Boom |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang should not be so worried about the influx of mainland mothers coming to give birth in Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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16/5/2005 |
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Title:
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Thine Will be Done... |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang of Hong Kong explains his election strategy to Hu Jin Tao of China. |
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Date:
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10/5/2005 |
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Title:
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Greener Future for Hong Kong? |
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Description:
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Date:
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8/5/2005 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Toilet Association Field Trip |
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Description:
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Date:
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2/5/2005 |
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Title:
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Tunnel Pricing |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong government and construction vested interests are happy to keep the old harbour tunnel toll artificially low to justify harbour reclamation. |
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Date:
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28/4/2005 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Sour Grape |
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Description:
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Pro-Beijing Hong Kong politician James Tien is miffed by China`s choice of Donald Tsang as Chief Executive. |
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Date:
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26/4/2005 |
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Title:
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One Child Policy Statement |
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Description:
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With Hong Kong`s declining birthrate, China`s One Child Policy is not a problem. |
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Date:
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24/4/2005 |
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Title:
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Sex Education |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang has the answer to Hong Kong`s population decline. |
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Date:
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18/4/2005 |
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Title:
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Papal Procedures |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang finds the highly secretive Papal elections familiar in Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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15/4/2005 |
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Title:
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Basic Bliss |
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Description:
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Let`s hope marriage vows don`t go the same way as Hong Kong`s Basic Law, now solicitors are to be intitled to do the honours. |
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Date:
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12/4/2005 |
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Title:
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Basic Law Roll |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s Basic Law is on a roll in China but it could be the wrong one. |
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Date:
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11/4/2005 |
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Title:
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Chief Executive Joyriders |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang and Henry Tang are taking turns at running Hong Kong. Just as long as the people don`t. |
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Date:
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7/4/2005 |
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Title:
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What`s in a Word? |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s chicken farms are to be given the chop or maybe it`s a reinterpretation like the Basic Law is getting |
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Date:
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31/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Bird Flu Contingency Plan |
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Description:
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Hong Kong Stadium could be used as a giant clinic in the event of an epidemic. Then there would be a noise problem. |
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Date:
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27/3/2005 |
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Title:
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How to Read the Basic Law |
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Description:
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Hong Kong Secretary for Injustice Elsie Leung shows how to turn 5 years into 2 years. |
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Date:
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22/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Royal Ruse |
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Description:
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Queen Elizabeth suggests Camilla would make a great new Governer of Hong Kong. Tony Blair reminds her that they already have one of her knights. Our very own Donald Tsang. |
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Date:
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17/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Public Irritation Department |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong government would rather blow millions of dollars buying harbour tunnels instead of coming up with a proper traffic management policy. |
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Date:
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15/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Incompetence Rules |
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Description:
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Hong Kong might be incompetent at times but it is usually safe. |
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Date:
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13/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Mind Your Back, Donald. |
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Description:
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Newlyweds Hong Kong and Donald Tsang are off on their honeymoon. Beware of backseat knifers. |
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Date:
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10/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Riding Into the Sunset |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa leaves the Hong Kong wagon in the dessert. |
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Date:
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9/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Gone at Last |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa can relax now that China and Hong Kong are on their way. |
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Date:
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8/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Leadership Nosedive |
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Description:
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Hong Kong passengers would like to know what is going on in the cockpit. |
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Date:
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3/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Breeding Blunder |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang has an idea how to get Hong Kong people breeding. They will be missing Tung Chee Hwa soon enough. |
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Date:
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1/3/2005 |
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Title:
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Crisis Meeting |
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Description:
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The departure of Tung Chee Hwa is bad news for Hong Kong cartoonists and satirists. |
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Date:
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25/2/2005 |
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Title:
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Operation Wanchai Reclamation |
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Description:
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If the Hong Kong government cannot do it the US Navy sure will! |
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Date:
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24/2/2005 |
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Title:
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Alternative Strip |
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Description:
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Is Hong Kong`s first nudist colony going to be in Sai Kung or Central? |
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Date:
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21/2/2005 |
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Title:
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Demographic Dunces |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang wants Hong Kong people to breed. Tung Chee Hwa is not so sure. |
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Date:
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20/2/2005 |
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Title:
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Wishing Tree Woes |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa, Donald Tsang and Henry Tang are heavy oranges weighing down the Hong Kong wishing tree. |
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Date:
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14/2/2005 |
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Title:
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Unnatural selection |
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Description:
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If you want to be the next Chief Executive of Hong Kong, better get your foot in your mouth. Donald Tsang, Henry Tang and Arthur Li are doing their best. |
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Date:
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28/1/2005 |
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Title:
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Business or Pleasure? |
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Description:
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Alex Ho faces Hong Kong Immigration. |
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Date:
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27/1/2005 |
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Title:
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Collusion? |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang is not colluding with business but Hong Kong is not so sure. |
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Date:
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21/1/2005 |
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Title:
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Candlelight Legco |
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Description:
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The memory of Zhao Ziyang outshines the Hong Kong Legislative Council, especially this week. |
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Date:
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16/1/2005 |
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Title:
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Security Infringement? |
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Description:
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China mainland security personel claim they are on holiday in Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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11/1/2005 |
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Title:
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Carry On Canopy |
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Description:
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Following a case where building occupants were found liable for a failed illegal structure, Tung Chee Hwa and Donald Tsang plan the ultimate West Kowloon illegal structure for which the Hong Kong people would be responsible. |
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Date:
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19/12/2004 |
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Title:
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Ho`s Hu`s Hero |
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Description:
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Edmund Ho, chief executive of Macau is Hu Jintao`s favourite and Hong Kong`s Tung Chee Hwa is the dunce. |
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Date:
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17/12/2004 |
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Title:
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What A F-REIT! |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Housing Authority, bank and Tung Chee Hwa elephants are scared of the a little tenant mouse. |
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Date:
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16/12/2004 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Married Bliss |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government (him) wants the public (her) to sign up for the REIT but she is having none of it. She wants the real thing: democracy! |
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Date:
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15/12/2004 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Punch and Judy Show |
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Description:
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Developers are manipulating the Tung Chee Hwa, Donald Tsang and Henry Tang puppets and the public is not impressed. |
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Date:
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14/12/2004 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Stegosaurus |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong people are spearing the hapless government with the superprison, REIT, Hung Hom and West Kowloon javelins. |
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Date:
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12/12/2004 |
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Title:
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In The Soup |
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Description:
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Lee Wing Tat, new leader of the Hong Kong Democratic Party has received a present just like Yushchenko of Ukraine. |
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Date:
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9/12/2004 |
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Title:
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McShanghai Here We Come! |
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Description:
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McDonald`s are moving their regional headquarters from Hong Kong to Shanghai. |
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Date:
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8/12/2004 |
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Title:
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Wrong REIT |
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Description:
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A couple of elderly public housing tenants are putting the wind up the Hong Kong Housing Authority`s REIT listing. |
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Date:
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30/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Hung Hom Hash |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government advises the developers of the Hung Hom Peninsular Project how to rip down the brand new existing buildings and get away with it. |
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Date:
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29/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Criminal Contrast |
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Description:
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Burma criminals are free but the ones running the Hong Kong Government are rather expensive. |
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Date:
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26/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Plastic Canopy |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang has a great idea for using the millions of plastic bags Hong Kong throws away... Make a plastic West Kowloon canopy! |
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Date:
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24/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Missing Person |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa makes his escape from the Hong Kong limelight. |
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Date:
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23/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Kowloon art with Hong Kong Characteristics |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang shows off his idea of a West Kowloon Cultural District. |
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Date:
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21/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Red Light |
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Description:
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Traffic lights with timers are proposed for Hong Kong but not for the road to democracy. |
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Date:
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17/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Sustainable or What? |
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Description:
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China is running out of coal, the world is running out of fresh water but Hong Kong will never run out of sewage! |
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Date:
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15/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Country Park Threat |
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Description:
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James Tien and Selina Chow of the Hong Kong Liberal Party want a casino on Lantau. In the mean time there are other ways of ripping people off in the countryside. |
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Date:
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14/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Floating Dollars? |
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Description:
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The US dollar is going down and the Hong Kong dollar is still buoyant. |
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Date:
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12/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Minibus Winner |
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Description:
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A Hong Kong reckless minibus driver is winning the Macau Grand Prix. |
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Date:
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11/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Ecological Development? |
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Description:
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Sarah Liao of the Hong Kong government is opening ecologically sensitive areas for development by the private sector... sensitively we hope. |
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Date:
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10/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Problem Solved |
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Description:
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Sarah Liao of the Hong Kong government is capping Hong Kong pollution but the real problem comes from China. |
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Date:
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8/11/2004 |
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Title:
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Evolving Economy |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong economy has changed from manufacturing to service to mooncake. |
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Date:
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28/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Prison Disappointment |
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Description:
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Some Vietnamese have deliberately got themselves arrested and imprisoned in Hong Kong because conditions are better than freedom at home. But now there is not going to be a swish new Superprison anymore. |
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Date:
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27/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Al Jazeera Surprise |
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Description:
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The Arab TV station is opening an office in Hong Kong. Tung Chee Hwa is horrified to see arch-critic Albert Cheng broadcasting again. Poor old Donald Tsang is in for an earfull! |
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Date:
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22/10/2004 |
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Title:
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View From The Peak |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is a great world city when you can see it through the smog. |
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Date:
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21/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Footprint from Hell |
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Description:
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Hong Kong leaves a disproportionately huge footprint on the environment. |
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Date:
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19/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Constitutional Development Task Farce |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang clarifies the prospects for Hong Kong`s constitutional development. |
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Date:
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8/10/2004 |
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Title:
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One Dress Code, Two Systems. |
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Description:
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Rita Fan, Chairlady of the Hong Kong Legislative Council, has bought a Che Guevara tie for Long Hair in the hope that he will follow the dress code. |
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Date:
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6/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Tung Tragicomedy |
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Description:
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For Tung Chee Hwa, Long Hair Leung Kwok Hung is comedy but for Henry Tang and Donald Tsang, Emily Lau chairing the Finance Committee of the Hong Kong Legisl;ative Council is a tragedy. |
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Date:
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3/10/2004 |
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Title:
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Gender Selection Clinic |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong government would like to extend this idea further. |
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Date:
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29/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Swearing Blind |
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Description:
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Beijing has an alternative oath for Long Hair Leung Kwok Hung when he is sworn in to the Hong Kong Legislative Council. |
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Date:
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27/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Mission Accomplished |
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Description:
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George. W. Bush has flattened Iraq and Tung Chee Hwa has slashed payments to Hong Kong`s elderly. |
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Date:
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24/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Government Muggers |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa and Henry Tang rip off Hong Kong`s elderly by reducing social security payments just as the economy picks up. |
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Date:
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22/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Smoggy Thinking |
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Description:
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For Tung Chee Hwa a China smog is a patriotic smog. Sarah Liao, Hong Kong`s Secretary for Environment, Transport and Works will do her bit by introducing a labelling system for hairspray! |
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Date:
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21/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Real Elections |
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Description:
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Indonesia can manage elections but Hong Kong is not allowed to! |
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Date:
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20/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Lantern Festival? |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s smog is nothing to get festive about. |
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Date:
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16/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Be Grateful for Small Mercies! |
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Description:
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Regina Ip, former Hong Kong Secretary for Insecurity would be worse than Tung Chee Hwa! |
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Date:
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13/9/2004 |
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Title:
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New Look Legco |
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Description:
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Long Hair Leung Kwok Hung and Albert Cheng are the Hong Kong Legislative Council`s new boys. |
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Date:
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8/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Say Sleaze! |
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Description:
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Engaging the services of a mainland prostitute is a risky business especially if you are a Hong Kong democrat. |
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Date:
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7/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Dirty Hands |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong government TV advertisment tells us to keep the elections clean but what could be dirtier than the special interest Functional Constituencies in the Legislative Council? |
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Date:
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6/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Reclamation Irritation |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong government has reduced the harbour to a manhole. The Hong Kong pink dolphin is not impressed. |
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Date:
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3/9/2004 |
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Title:
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Go Forth and Multiply |
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Description:
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The church is also in on the Hong Kong property investment game. |
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Date:
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31/8/2004 |
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Title:
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Worm Words |
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Description:
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These bloodworms found in Hong Kong`s swimming pool must belong to the pro-Beijing DAB party as they want government radio host critic, Albert Cheng to shut up. |
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Date:
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30/8/2004 |
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Title:
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World City Surprise |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa learns that New York is a world city just like Hong Kong! |
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Date:
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29/8/2004 |
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Title:
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Overwhelming Odds |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government is a heavy load for the Hong Kong Jockey Club`s chairman, Ronald Arculli. |
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Date:
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4/8/2004 |
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Title:
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Electoral Muddle |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is baffled by the Hong Kong electoral system but as Donald Tsang explains that`s the whole point of it! |
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Date:
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27/7/2004 |
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Title:
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Watchdog Woes |
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Description:
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The ICAC or Independent Commission Against Corruption has raided the press and Hong Kong is worried that her watchdog is out of control. |
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Date:
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19/7/2004 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Pearls |
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Description:
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With water quality being what it is, they ain`t going to be white and shiny! |
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Date:
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15/7/2004 |
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Title:
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Legco Wind Farm |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang has found a truly sustainable energy source: hot air from the Hong Kong Legislative Council. |
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Date:
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12/7/2004 |
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Title:
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Harbour Half Wit |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government wants to clean the harbour... Just so they can dump a superprison in it! Duh! |
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Date:
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2/7/2004 |
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Title:
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Roadmap to Universal Suffrage... |
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Description:
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Or was that suffering? The Hong Kong Democratic Party has an idea that tickles Tung Chee Hwa`s fancy. |
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Date:
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1/7/2004 |
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Title:
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Give Democracy Now! |
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Description:
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China thinks he can buy off the Hong Kong doggie with a CEPA economic dog biscuit but today`s march demonstrates this is not the case. |
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Date:
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27/6/2004 |
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Title:
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A Tale of Two Handovers |
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Description:
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Britain handed Hong Kong back to China peacefully. The United States handing Iraq back to Iraq is a different matter. |
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Date:
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24/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Asian Paradise Lost |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is noisy but Malaysia is covered in smog from Indonesia`s forest fires. |
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Date:
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21/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Dragon Boat Puddle |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government harbour reclamation makes a mockery of the Dragon Boat Festival. |
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Date:
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18/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Divide and Fool |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is shaking hands with Hong Kong Democrats Martin Lee and Yeung Sum but that doesn`t mean anyone is moving anywhere. |
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Date:
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16/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Police to Ponder |
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Description:
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Dick Lee, Hong Kong`s Police Chief has to answer some very silly questions about where the July 1st march should end up. |
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Date:
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14/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Not The People`s Republic |
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Description:
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Leung Chun Ying knows what`s what for Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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13/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Tough Stance |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Democratic Party doves are reconsidering their tough stance against China. |
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Date:
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4/6/2004 |
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Title:
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Shine a China Light |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong candle is the only one in China that is able to commemorate the 1989 Tiananmen massacre. |
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Date:
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31/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Super Criminal |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government is attacking the spectacular Hong Kong countryside with its demented superprison project. |
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Date:
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30/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Brain Drain Shame |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is pleased to hear another brain drain out of Hong Kong is on the cards. There`s far too much thinking going on... not to mention remembering... the 1989 Tiananmen massacre. |
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Date:
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26/5/2004 |
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Title:
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In Liu of Wisdom |
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Description:
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Liu Yandong of the China leadership is explaining a higher reality to Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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25/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Political Finger |
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Description:
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Buddha is not so impressed that the arrival of his finger in Hong Kong is being used as a political tool. |
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Date:
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23/5/2004 |
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Title:
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China`s Cuba? |
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Description:
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Macau is China`s Las Vegas, Hong Kong is China`s New York... Ha Ha... So Taiwan must be China`s Cuba. Hmmm. |
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Date:
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20/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Money Talks |
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Description:
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Freedom of speech has improved in Hong Kong, for Li Ka Shing! |
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Date:
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19/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Smear Campaign |
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Description:
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Whoever smeared excrement on the office doors of democratic candidates has in fact done it to Hong Kong herself. |
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Date:
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14/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Election Shocker |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa is proud that Hong Kong cannot vote out its disfunctional elite like India can. |
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Date:
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13/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Scary Tactics |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government may protect voters but Democracy herself is fair game. |
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Date:
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11/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Post Colonial Claptrap |
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Description:
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Britain`s Tony Blair is liberating Iraq and China`s Wen Jia Bao is democratising Hong Kong. Really? |
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Date:
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9/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Gift of the Gag |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Legislative Council is not allowed to discuss the decisions of the National People`s Congress of China. |
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Date:
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4/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Tsang Brothers Inc |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang has forgotten his job of serving the Hong Kong people. Maybe he should get a real job like his brother who just retired as Police Chief and has got a new job with a property developer. |
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Date:
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3/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Cost Ineffective |
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Description:
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Yam, of the Hong Kong Monetary Authority. Lam, Secretary of Constitutional (I mean, constipational) Affairs. Tang the Financial Secretary. Long on expense, short on value. |
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Date:
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2/5/2004 |
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Title:
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Beijing Bummer |
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Description:
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Chris Patten, the last British governor of Hong Kong, loathed by the Chinese Communists, may end up being in charge of the world`s largest trading bloc, the European Union. Oh dear! |
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Date:
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30/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Oh No You Don`t! |
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Description:
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China is having none of Hong Kong`s race to democracy. |
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Date:
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30/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Mayday! Mayday! |
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Description:
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The Chinese Navy has come to visit Hong Kong and been reclaimed along with the harbour. |
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Date:
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28/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Nomination Menagerie |
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Description:
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The top candidates for next Hong Kong chief executive are the poodle, the sheep and the toad. Tough choice! |
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Date:
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27/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Domestic Query |
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Description:
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Philippine domestic helpers can run for congress but Hong Kong employers cannot even vote for their chief executive. |
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Date:
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22/4/2004 |
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Title:
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A Red Submarine, A Red Submarine |
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Description:
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The Chinese navy is making a friendship visit but the China submarine is taking the Hong Kong star ferry in the opposite direction to where it wants to go. |
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Date:
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18/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Mules of Our Time |
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Description:
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Mules will be used to transport materials for the construction of the new cable car to the buddha on Lantau. The Tung Chee Hwa mule stubbornly refuses to go up to democracy in Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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16/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Ghastly Glossary |
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Description:
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Dialogue, interpretation and timetable mean different things to Tung Chee Hwa than they do to Hong Kong. |
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Date:
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15/4/2004 |
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Title:
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One Step at a Time |
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Description:
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Tung Chee Hwa drags Hong Kong backwards step by step. |
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Date:
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13/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Out of the Fire |
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Description:
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Hong Kong has problems but nothing like poor old Sudan, Palestine, Burma, Haiti, Irag, North Korea for example. |
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Date:
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12/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Fishy Business |
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Description:
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China is taking the democracy fish away from the Hong Kong cat and offering the CEPA carrot, the mainland tourist carrot and the Shen Zhen mid-cap board carrot. |
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Date:
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11/4/2004 |
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Title:
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One Country, Two to Go! |
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Description:
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China has snapped the Hope for Democracy leg off Hong Kong`s stool. Now there`s The Rule of Law and the Freedom of Speech legs to go. |
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Date:
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8/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Olive Branch with Chinese Characteristics |
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Description:
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China`s idea of an olive branch is not exactly what Liberty and Hong Kong had in mind! |
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Date:
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7/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Silent Majority |
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Description:
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China is enquiring about Hong Kong`s point of view. Since the people are gagged, Tung Chee Hwa has the answer. |
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Date:
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6/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Revolutionary Reinterpretation |
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Description:
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Hong Kong and Liberty are dunces in the Basic Law Revolution. |
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Date:
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4/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Dynamite Democracy |
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Description:
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Looks like China might blow up the bridge to democracy and Hong Kong is not happy. |
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Date:
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1/4/2004 |
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Title:
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Accountability Bore |
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Description:
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Shen Zhen is excited about his new accountability system but Tung Chee Hwa of Hong Kong knows better. |
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Date:
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31/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Signs of the Times |
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Description:
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Hong Kong makes the Peace sign. So is China but he is not listening. |
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Date:
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30/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Donald Ducks |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang was not too keen to push Hong Kong`s opinion himself. |
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Date:
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29/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Shen Zhen Smoke |
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Description:
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Smoky power stations in Shen Zhen might take Hong Kong`s mind off democracy, I don`t think. |
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Date:
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28/3/2004 |
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Title:
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All Systems Going, Going, Gone |
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Description:
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China will have those Hong Kong Basic Law interpretations done in a snip! |
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Date:
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26/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Political Sixes and Sevens |
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Description:
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Taiwan players are having a rather ugly punch up so the China referee is sending off Hong Kong and Liberty. Duh! |
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Date:
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23/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Voter Phobia |
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Description:
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China`s demonstration of the piranha pool around the ballot box has dampened Hong Kong`s enthusiasm... A bit. |
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Date:
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18/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Harbour Invoices |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government faces claims from the reclamation contractor and the public. |
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Date:
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16/3/2004 |
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Title:
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One Country, Two Faces |
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Description:
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What a darling China panda with its human rights amendments to the constitution. But Hong Kong and Taiwan are not getting quite the same impression. |
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Date:
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15/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Know Your Hong Kong Wildlife |
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Description:
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We have the Yuen Long Crocodile. We may have a Tai Po Tiger or is it that cheeky Tung playing a prank? We definitely have the CPPCC dinosaurs! |
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Date:
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5/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Who`s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? |
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Description:
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If China keeps huffing and puffing about all this patriotism nonsense the Hong Kong piggy is going to be knocking at the Democratic Party`s door even harder. |
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Date:
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4/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Keep on Trucking, Donald. |
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Description:
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Donald Tsang is going places, now he is driving the Hong Kong car. But China is in the real driving seat. |
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Date:
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2/3/2004 |
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Title:
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Dragon Vote |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is trying for democracy in the China dragon`s mouth. |
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Date:
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27/2/2004 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Hypocrisy |
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Description:
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An Min says you cannot support One Country and hold a foreign passport. What a shock for EXCO. |
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Date:
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26/2/2004 |
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Title:
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Free Trade Leap |
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Description:
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Uncle Sam is dealing directly with China over the Hong Kong`s head. |
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Date:
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24/2/2004 |
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Title:
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Anything to Declare?! |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Customs and Excise Department has new X-ray machines. Beware if you have a democratic, unpatriotic heart! |
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23/2/2004 |
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SARS Memorial Cuts |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government remembers the heros of the SARS outbreak by cutting their allowances. |
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19/2/2004 |
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Bullying, Patriotism, Spot the Difference! |
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Description:
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China gives Hong Kong a school playground education |
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18/2/2004 |
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Destroy, Destroy, Destroy |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government has to bring its policy on antiquities in line with the policies on the harbour and the islands. |
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Date:
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16/2/2004 |
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Just Playing |
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Description:
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Bullying has got a bit out of hand at the Hong Kong Secondary School. |
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13/2/2004 |
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Title:
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Reformers and Reformless |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong political reform buffalo cart is going nowhere with Tung Chee Hwa asleep. The China economic reform airliner is roaring ahead. |
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Date:
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11/2/2004 |
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Title:
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Have Their Cake and Eat It. |
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Description:
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Michael Suen of the Hong Kong Government is dishing out the public property cake to the waiting developers. |
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Date:
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8/2/2004 |
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Title:
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North Wind |
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Description:
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Hong Kong Political Reform is in a China deep freeze. |
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Date:
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27/1/2004 |
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Part Time Prof. |
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Description:
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Hong Kong University is allowing staff to do other part-time work because of education cuts. And there are a whole lot of chickens that need culling. |
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Date:
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18/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Terminal Case |
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Description:
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Hong Kong Government credibility is in a worse state than SARS patients. |
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Date:
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13/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Know Your Hong Kong Animals |
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Description:
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Horses are race fixing, rats are in hospital, chickens have flu and endangered species are on the dinner plate. |
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Date:
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9/1/2004 |
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Title:
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Justice Reclamation |
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Description:
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Justice has cut the shovel of the Hong Kong Government to stop the Wanchai reclamation. |
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Date:
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22/12/2003 |
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Title:
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The Lord of the Rings Hong Kong Style |
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Description:
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Hong Kong is Mr. Frodo being led astray by our very own Smeagle, Tung Chee Hwa. |
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Date:
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18/12/2003 |
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Title:
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Unfair Welfare |
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Description:
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Unemployed Antony Leung is making a claim at the Hong Kong Social Welfare Department. |
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Date:
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16/12/2003 |
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Title:
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Democracy Dunce |
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Description:
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Liberty says Afghanistan, Iraq, The Philippines, Russia and the United States of America with all their guns are redy for democracy. What about Hong Kong? |
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Date:
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5/12/2003 |
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Title:
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Mickey Mouse Plans |
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Description:
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Mickey and Goofy cannot match the fantasy in the Hong Kong 2030 Study. |
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Date:
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28/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Hong Kong Government Cock Up Guaranteed |
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Description:
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Viagra isn`t half so reliable! |
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Date:
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27/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Stepping Out in Style |
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Description:
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Hong Kong`s ruling elite are feeling the squeeze from the people`s democratic will. |
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Date:
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26/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Ready and Waiting. |
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Description:
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Hong Kong and Democracy have a long history together but Tung Chee Hwa still doesn`t think they`re ready to tie the knot. |
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Date:
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25/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Isolationist? |
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Description:
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Isolationist or not, Hong Kong is not isolated. |
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Date:
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24/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Last Stop for the DAB |
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Description:
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Jasper Tsang Yok Sing, leader of the Democratic Alliance for the Betterment of Hong Kong, gets the boot from the voters. A case of November 23-One, Article 23-Nil. |
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Date:
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19/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Grubs Up |
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Description:
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In the upcoming District Council Election it looks like the Democratic Party dove is going to have the DAB (Democratic Alliance for the Betterment of Hong Kong)grub for lunch. And after that there`s a juicy Tung Chee Hwa grub just waiting to be seen to. |
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Date:
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18/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Europinions |
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Description:
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Europeans are busy bashing one another over the head with their newspaper opinions. Hong Kong doesn`t have a view on the matter. |
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Date:
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17/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Spending Cut Mania |
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Description:
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Henry Tang and Arthur Li are fighting for control of the spending cut chainsaw. Hong Kong is the unlucky patient. |
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Date:
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14/11/2003 |
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Title:
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West Kowloon Hub |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government has an arts hub in mind for West Kowloon. Knowing Hong Kong developers this is what we are in for. |
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Date:
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11/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Harbour Flush |
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Description:
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Hong Kong harbour has been reduced to a toilet bowl by the Town Planning Board. |
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Date:
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10/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Government Ballast |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Government balloon is falling despite casting off the Regina Ip, Antony Leung and Michael Wong ballast. Only Tung Chee Hwa is left. |
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Date:
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6/11/2003 |
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Title:
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Business Perspective |
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Description:
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Big business speaks for itself, but not for the Hong Kong people who support it. |
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Date:
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30/10/2003 |
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Title:
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Runaway Retail Runway |
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Description:
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The Hong Kong Airport Authority is getting carried away with retail opportunities. It is an airport remember! |
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